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  • Aaaaand this is why we swallow.

    Submitted by fashionjunkie on Aug 23, 10 at 5:15pm
    • sometimes people just randomly jizz on you. my friend and i got jizzed on at a concert once.. we never found out who the eff it was

      Submitted by HitGirl18 on Aug 23, 10 at 5:17pm
      • How drunk were you to not see who jizzed on you at a concert? http://whatIdesiredtosay.wordpress.com

        Submitted by Le_Todd on Aug 23, 10 at 5:50pm
        • ...Have you ever been to a concert?\nA good one..?\nSeems like you haven't.\nIt was my friends bday and she's a huge HIM fan so I went with her. House of blues was so packed that we couldn't move, THAT'S how we didn't notice. Duh. Use your brain, buddy. OH and I was 17 when it happened so me drunk was a no-no. In case you didn't notice my nickname here has two numbers which is my age. lol Just fyi

          Submitted by HitGirl18 on Aug 23, 10 at 6:26pm
          • Of course, cause if there's a number in someone's username it could only be their age

            Submitted by IDontWantOne on Aug 23, 10 at 6:30pm
            • That's why I said fyi. Which means for your info. I don't expect people to know its my age.. which is why i said fyi... lol this site is filled with special ppl

              Submitted by HitGirl18 on Aug 23, 10 at 6:32pm
            • That is true, I'm 171.

              Submitted by jonathan171 on Aug 23, 10 at 7:11pm
            • FYI, I'm 3,825. (for your info)

              Submitted by ShaneTrain3825 on Aug 23, 10 at 8:39pm
            • yup, totally true.. lol

              Submitted by bluegirl25 on Aug 24, 10 at 1:01am
            • i'm 4

              Submitted by StonedKoala on Aug 24, 10 at 9:04am
            • wait a second, if it was so packed you couldn't move, how did someone managed to get their junk high enough in the air to jizz in your hair?

              Submitted by StonedKoala on Aug 24, 10 at 9:05am
          • I’m more surprised you consider a HIM concert where you got jizzed on “a good one” than you needing to be wasted while you were there.

            Submitted by bluegirl25 on Aug 24, 10 at 1:05am
            • StonedKoala: No one said it was my hair, buddy. It was my arm and my friends back.\nAnd yeah my arm, I'm short.\n\nbluegirl25: I don't know where you're from chick, but HIM is pretty popular. I liked them a lot when I was younger and as I said my friends a fan and it was her birthday, she needed someone to go with her and so I did, that's what friends do.\nOh and house of blues isnt that big of a place to begin with.

              Submitted by HitGirl18 on Aug 24, 10 at 9:14am
      • wow, absolutely hated on. again, you have been ruined at the age of 18 if you feel like getting jizzed on in public is the markings of an awesome concert.

        Submitted by slightdiffusion on Sep 13, 10 at 12:13pm
  • i feel like that means your hairstyle is working for you..

    Submitted by tbomber on Aug 23, 10 at 5:19pm
  • friendly fire strikes again

    Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 23, 10 at 6:31pm
  • We want to jizz in it BECAUSE it looks good! Really you only have yourself to blame.

    Submitted by nmstew on Aug 23, 10 at 7:21pm
  • "What is that, hair gel?" - Something About Mary

    Submitted by j00kn0w on Aug 23, 10 at 5:10pm
  • Don't waste it, taste it

    Submitted by evolwayz on Aug 23, 10 at 6:48pm
  • Axe shampoo gets you hair action

    Submitted by spearchucker on Aug 23, 10 at 9:02pm
  • You don't get jizzed on by accident, you had a part in it too. Deal with it.

    Submitted by Michguy on Aug 24, 10 at 8:05am
  • mmm jizz

    Submitted by ryno24 on Aug 23, 10 at 5:07pm
  • There's a causal relationship there.

    Submitted by IDontWantOne on Aug 23, 10 at 5:09pm
  • I'm sorry baby. I meant to get your sister. I didn't see you there across the room

    Submitted by 2144571774 on Aug 23, 10 at 5:33pm
  • sorry about that...

    Submitted by ShaneTrain3825 on Aug 23, 10 at 8:42pm
  • It works better than mousse

    Submitted by pmkn on Aug 27, 10 at 12:04am
  • Is anyone else reading the comments under 5:15's comment and laughing their asses off?

    Submitted by ProductPlacemnt on Aug 24, 10 at 12:26pm
  • J00know equals win!!! Lmfao!

    Submitted by Miss0rgy on Aug 24, 10 at 5:57pm
  • Barf

    Submitted by MacanGhaill on Aug 24, 10 at 12:03am
  • Maybe there's a direct relationship there.

    Submitted by Anonyrnous on Aug 23, 10 at 7:42pm
  • You're doing it right.

    Submitted by mordantmouth on Aug 23, 10 at 11:08pm
  • At least the effort got you something.

    Submitted by thecatsmeow98 on Aug 29, 10 at 2:24pm
  • Well at least the jizz adds body and shine to your hair.

    Submitted by urmomonmahdick on Aug 23, 10 at 7:51pm
  • It is great for the cuticle. Prolly why your hair looks great all the time.

    Submitted by IMGr8NU on Aug 23, 10 at 5:43pm
  • @the lame ass conversation below: believe it or not, people drink.... before they reach drinking age. HIM sucks. And if it was too packed to move, how the hell did someone either whack it or screw and jizz anywhere?\n\nYour story sucks.

    Submitted by Hierro on Aug 23, 10 at 11:14pm
  • Hitgirl18 - I'll cum on you. Nineoneeightsixtwoninefivefivetwoeight

    Submitted by enitenite on Aug 23, 10 at 6:55pm
  • Lmao!!

    Submitted by nutsucker on Mar 12, 11 at 8:13am
  • It's because they notice things like that. Appreciate the thought.

    Submitted by wubbazugg on Aug 24, 11 at 9:50pm
  • Then don't make your hair look nice and see what happens.

    Submitted by ComradeP on Aug 24, 10 at 1:36am
  • Disgusting lol

    Submitted by MLOVES_T_F_L_N on Aug 26, 12 at 2:08pm
  • Just don't do your hair and use the jizz as hair gel

    Submitted by blaze666 on Aug 23, 10 at 6:09pm
  • Heh...whore...

    Submitted by kyletheking89 on Apr 16, 11 at 2:12pm
  • Anytime they jizz near the face they are just saying you aren't wife material!

    Submitted by Wyndie33 on Aug 23, 10 at 9:24pm
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