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  • Submitted by fashionjunkie on Aug 23, 10 at 5:15pm

    Aaaaand this is why we swallow.

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      Submitted by HitGirl18 on Aug 23, 10 at 5:17pm

      sometimes people just randomly jizz on you. my friend and i got jizzed on at a concert once.. we never found out who the eff it was

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        Submitted by Le_Todd on Aug 23, 10 at 5:50pm

        How drunk were you to not see who jizzed on you at a concert? http://whatIdesiredtosay.wordpress.com

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          Submitted by HitGirl18 on Aug 23, 10 at 6:26pm

          ...Have you ever been to a concert?\nA good one..?\nSeems like you haven't.\nIt was my friends bday and she's a huge HIM fan so I went with her. House of blues was so packed that we couldn't move, THAT'S how we didn't notice. Duh. Use your brain, buddy. OH and I was 17 when it happened so me drunk was a no-no. In case you didn't notice my nickname here has two numbers which is my age. lol Just fyi

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            Submitted by IDontWantOne on Aug 23, 10 at 6:30pm

            Of course, cause if there's a number in someone's username it could only be their age

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              Submitted by HitGirl18 on Aug 23, 10 at 6:32pm

              That's why I said fyi. Which means for your info. I don't expect people to know its my age.. which is why i said fyi... lol this site is filled with special ppl

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              Submitted by jonathan171 on Aug 23, 10 at 7:11pm

              That is true, I'm 171.

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              Submitted by ShaneTrain3825 on Aug 23, 10 at 8:39pm

              FYI, I'm 3,825. (for your info)

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              Submitted by bluegirl25 on Aug 24, 10 at 1:01am

              yup, totally true.. lol

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              Submitted by StonedKoala on Aug 24, 10 at 9:04am

              i'm 4

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              Submitted by StonedKoala on Aug 24, 10 at 9:05am

              wait a second, if it was so packed you couldn't move, how did someone managed to get their junk high enough in the air to jizz in your hair?

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            Submitted by bluegirl25 on Aug 24, 10 at 1:05am

            I’m more surprised you consider a HIM concert where you got jizzed on “a good one” than you needing to be wasted while you were there.

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              Submitted by HitGirl18 on Aug 24, 10 at 9:14am

              StonedKoala: No one said it was my hair, buddy. It was my arm and my friends back.\nAnd yeah my arm, I'm short.\n\nbluegirl25: I don't know where you're from chick, but HIM is pretty popular. I liked them a lot when I was younger and as I said my friends a fan and it was her birthday, she needed someone to go with her and so I did, that's what friends do.\nOh and house of blues isnt that big of a place to begin with.

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        Submitted by slightdiffusion on Sep 13, 10 at 12:13pm

        wow, absolutely hated on. again, you have been ruined at the age of 18 if you feel like getting jizzed on in public is the markings of an awesome concert.

  • Submitted by tbomber on Aug 23, 10 at 5:19pm

    i feel like that means your hairstyle is working for you..

  • Submitted by nmstew on Aug 23, 10 at 7:21pm

    We want to jizz in it BECAUSE it looks good! Really you only have yourself to blame.

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    Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 23, 10 at 6:31pm

    friendly fire strikes again

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    Submitted by j00kn0w on Aug 23, 10 at 5:10pm

    "What is that, hair gel?" - Something About Mary

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    Submitted by evolwayz on Aug 23, 10 at 6:48pm

    Don't waste it, taste it

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    Submitted by Michguy on Aug 24, 10 at 8:05am

    You don't get jizzed on by accident, you had a part in it too. Deal with it.

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    Submitted by spearchucker on Aug 23, 10 at 9:02pm

    Axe shampoo gets you hair action

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    Submitted by 2144571774 on Aug 23, 10 at 5:33pm

    I'm sorry baby. I meant to get your sister. I didn't see you there across the room

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    Submitted by IDontWantOne on Aug 23, 10 at 5:09pm

    There's a causal relationship there.

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    Submitted by ryno24 on Aug 23, 10 at 5:07pm

    mmm jizz

  • 55 55
    Submitted by pmkn on Aug 27, 10 at 12:04am

    It works better than mousse

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    Submitted by MacanGhaill on Aug 24, 10 at 12:03am

    Barf

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    Submitted by ProductPlacemnt on Aug 24, 10 at 12:26pm

    Is anyone else reading the comments under 5:15's comment and laughing their asses off?

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    Submitted by mordantmouth on Aug 23, 10 at 11:08pm

    You're doing it right.

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    Submitted by ShaneTrain3825 on Aug 23, 10 at 8:42pm

    sorry about that...

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    Submitted by thecatsmeow98 on Aug 29, 10 at 2:24pm

    At least the effort got you something.

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    Submitted by Miss0rgy on Aug 24, 10 at 5:57pm

    J00know equals win!!! Lmfao!

  • 51 59
    Submitted by Anonyrnous on Aug 23, 10 at 7:42pm

    Maybe there's a direct relationship there.

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    Submitted by urmomonmahdick on Aug 23, 10 at 7:51pm

    Well at least the jizz adds body and shine to your hair.

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    Submitted by Hierro on Aug 23, 10 at 11:14pm

    @the lame ass conversation below: believe it or not, people drink.... before they reach drinking age. HIM sucks. And if it was too packed to move, how the hell did someone either whack it or screw and jizz anywhere?\n\nYour story sucks.

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    Submitted by wubbazugg on Aug 24, 11 at 9:50pm

    It's because they notice things like that. Appreciate the thought.

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    Submitted by ComradeP on Aug 24, 10 at 1:36am

    Then don't make your hair look nice and see what happens.

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    Submitted by IMGr8NU on Aug 23, 10 at 5:43pm

    It is great for the cuticle. Prolly why your hair looks great all the time.

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    Submitted by kyletheking89 on Apr 16, 11 at 2:12pm

    Heh...whore...

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    Submitted by nutsucker on Mar 12, 11 at 8:13am

    Lmao!!

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    Submitted by enitenite on Aug 23, 10 at 6:55pm

    Hitgirl18 - I'll cum on you. Nineoneeightsixtwoninefivefivetwoeight

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    Submitted by MLOVES_T_F_L_N on Aug 26, 12 at 2:08pm

    Disgusting lol

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    Submitted by Wyndie33 on Aug 23, 10 at 9:24pm

    Anytime they jizz near the face they are just saying you aren't wife material!

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    Submitted by blaze666 on Aug 23, 10 at 6:09pm

    Just don't do your hair and use the jizz as hair gel