I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
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Aaaaand this is why we swallow.
sometimes people just randomly jizz on you. my friend and i got jizzed on at a concert once.. we never found out who the eff it was
How drunk were you to not see who jizzed on you at a concert? http://whatIdesiredtosay.wordpress.com
...Have you ever been to a concert?\nA good one..?\nSeems like you haven't.\nIt was my friends bday and she's a huge HIM fan so I went with her. House of blues was so packed that we couldn't move, THAT'S how we didn't notice. Duh. Use your brain, buddy. OH and I was 17 when it happened so me drunk was a no-no. In case you didn't notice my nickname here has two numbers which is my age. lol Just fyi
Of course, cause if there's a number in someone's username it could only be their age
That's why I said fyi. Which means for your info. I don't expect people to know its my age.. which is why i said fyi... lol this site is filled with special ppl
That is true, I'm 171.
FYI, I'm 3,825. (for your info)
yup, totally true.. lol
wait a second, if it was so packed you couldn't move, how did someone managed to get their junk high enough in the air to jizz in your hair?
I’m more surprised you consider a HIM concert where you got jizzed on “a good one” than you needing to be wasted while you were there.
StonedKoala: No one said it was my hair, buddy. It was my arm and my friends back.\nAnd yeah my arm, I'm short.\n\nbluegirl25: I don't know where you're from chick, but HIM is pretty popular. I liked them a lot when I was younger and as I said my friends a fan and it was her birthday, she needed someone to go with her and so I did, that's what friends do.\nOh and house of blues isnt that big of a place to begin with.
wow, absolutely hated on. again, you have been ruined at the age of 18 if you feel like getting jizzed on in public is the markings of an awesome concert.
i feel like that means your hairstyle is working for you..
friendly fire strikes again
We want to jizz in it BECAUSE it looks good! Really you only have yourself to blame.
"What is that, hair gel?" - Something About Mary
Don't waste it, taste it
Axe shampoo gets you hair action
You don't get jizzed on by accident, you had a part in it too. Deal with it.
There's a causal relationship there.
I'm sorry baby. I meant to get your sister. I didn't see you there across the room
sorry about that...
It works better than mousse
Is anyone else reading the comments under 5:15's comment and laughing their asses off?
Maybe there's a direct relationship there.
J00know equals win!!! Lmfao!
Well at least the jizz adds body and shine to your hair.
It is great for the cuticle. Prolly why your hair looks great all the time.
At least the effort got you something.
You're doing it right.
@the lame ass conversation below: believe it or not, people drink.... before they reach drinking age. HIM sucks. And if it was too packed to move, how the hell did someone either whack it or screw and jizz anywhere?\n\nYour story sucks.
Hitgirl18 - I'll cum on you. Nineoneeightsixtwoninefivefivetwoeight
It's because they notice things like that. Appreciate the thought.
Then don't make your hair look nice and see what happens.
Just don't do your hair and use the jizz as hair gel
Anytime they jizz near the face they are just saying you aren't wife material!