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  • 81 68
    Submitted by SovietMotherland on Aug 4, 10 at 6:49pm

    In Soviet Russia, taxi drivers pay you!

  • 79 65
    Submitted by fife on Aug 4, 10 at 3:24pm

    comb on, he deserves a better wage than that

  • 74 56
    Submitted by jezusflowers on Aug 4, 10 at 4:48pm

    Combs are the best form of currency. They encourage proper looks and semi-proper hygiene.

  • 70 56
    Submitted by janky on Aug 5, 10 at 2:33pm

    They still make combs?

  • 71 58
    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Aug 5, 10 at 10:48am

    That Drunk? Or That High?

  • 70 56
    Submitted by valekseye on Aug 4, 10 at 11:11pm

    I once tried to pay a taxi in Germany with cigarettes and asked what the exchange rate was. Good times...

  • 69 55
    Submitted by notknown on Aug 4, 10 at 3:27pm

    Classy

  • 69 57
    Submitted by DestruKto on Aug 4, 10 at 4:13pm

    Probably the same cabbie who got Patrick Kane

  • 62 50
    Submitted by Fucksovietrussia on Aug 5, 10 at 1:23am

    Fuck soviet Russia!

  • 62 53
    Submitted by AU23 on Aug 5, 10 at 10:19am

    Well those Arab guys do have a lot of hair...

  • 66 61
    Submitted by PearlsOfWisdom on Aug 4, 10 at 3:38pm

    You can do that?!

  • 62 56
    Submitted by Fellow on Aug 5, 10 at 12:58am

    The one from Blades of Glory?

  • 59 69
    Submitted by MiketheSituation on Aug 4, 10 at 5:19pm

    That's NOT the situation right there!

  • 62 75
    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 4, 10 at 3:43pm

    As long as it's one of those "indestructible" combs, it's ok.

  • 49 66
    Submitted by android69 on Aug 4, 10 at 3:22pm

    Then said "Cheese It!"

  • 58 84
    Submitted by CitizenScrappy on Aug 4, 10 at 3:15pm

    Your mom