He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
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k now pretend that little razor in your bathroom is an airplane and land the shit ten to twelve times.. or more to reduce stubble.
It's not possible to land in a jungle
He must have really been trying to consume the vag if he really, seriously managed to get rug burn on his nose. I can only imagine how awful he was, I'm sorry OP.
This is not like 1998. Shave the whole thing
Believe it or not, some guys actually like a little hair. Helps deter from that whole "rat/axe wound" look. At least my BF thinks so.\n\nBesides, OP can't help the fact that her fuck buddy is horrible at oral.
This is also not 1968. Thus, women have a right to their own bodies and can decide if they want a damn landing strip for themselves.
See, the thing is, some guys don't like forcing their girlfriends to do things they don't do (such as grooming their vulvas to look prepubescent)... so, there's that.
I believe that's actually called herpes... It's spreading to his nose now
... Rough pubes... Poor guy, who would like that?.. And at work! "hey, what happened to your nose?"
How rough do your pubes have to be to give rug burn. That's kinda sick.
for all the "shave it all" folks, do you like 12 year olds too??
how rude of you not waxing it all off...
Crash and burn
uhm thanks Sarah I agree what the fuck shave it your not a porn star
These Pretzels are making me thirsty!
Dude should learn how to eat pussy
I am not amused. Actually that's kinda funny
grooming is supposed to prevent those kinds of injuries, not lead to them. This is why we take it all off ladies!
just 69 and you won't have to worry about that shit
Hahahahaha that's siiiickk
I like turtles
Marsho ftw... Absolutley
Hahahahahaha poor guy. O well lol hahahaha
Anyone saying no hair makes you look like a 12 year old is just too lazy to shave/ wax. Shave it all, in order to prevent things like carpet burn ^^
yeah, shave it. alllllllll of it.
If there's grass on the field plaaaaaaay ball:)
That's typically a sign that you gotta ditch the brillo pad.
Damn. That's fucked but hey pussy is pussy as long as it's a fine pussy!
this is fucking halrouis