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  • k now pretend that little razor in your bathroom is an airplane and land the shit ten to twelve times.. or more to reduce stubble.

    Submitted by underagehangover on Jun 30, 10 at 12:23pm
  • It's not possible to land in a jungle

    Submitted by _Emerica_ on Jun 30, 10 at 3:58pm
  • He must have really been trying to consume the vag if he really, seriously managed to get rug burn on his nose. I can only imagine how awful he was, I'm sorry OP.

    Submitted by MechanicalDoll on Jun 30, 10 at 12:24pm
  • This is not like 1998. Shave the whole thing

    Submitted by sarahjay on Jun 30, 10 at 11:47am
    • Believe it or not, some guys actually like a little hair. Helps deter from that whole "rat/axe wound" look. At least my BF thinks so.\n\nBesides, OP can't help the fact that her fuck buddy is horrible at oral.

      Submitted by tennisgirl on Jun 30, 10 at 9:12pm
      • This is also not 1968. Thus, women have a right to their own bodies and can decide if they want a damn landing strip for themselves.

        Submitted by intangiblemango on Jul 4, 10 at 5:27pm
    • See, the thing is, some guys don't like forcing their girlfriends to do things they don't do (such as grooming their vulvas to look prepubescent)... so, there's that.

      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Sep 14, 12 at 10:54pm
  • I believe that's actually called herpes... It's spreading to his nose now

    Submitted by holdmyjunk on Jun 30, 10 at 12:17pm
  • ... Rough pubes... Poor guy, who would like that?.. And at work! "hey, what happened to your nose?"

    Submitted by pichu180 on Jun 30, 10 at 12:05pm
  • Shave it!

    Submitted by marcmedic on Jun 30, 10 at 11:44am
  • How rough do your pubes have to be to give rug burn. That's kinda sick.

    Submitted by RazzleRack on Jun 30, 10 at 5:09pm
  • how rude of you not waxing it all off...

    Submitted by cousin on Jun 30, 10 at 11:38am
  • for all the "shave it all" folks, do you like 12 year olds too??

    Submitted by claralea on Jul 2, 10 at 10:07pm
  • Crash and burn

    Submitted by Thom on Jun 30, 10 at 11:51am
  • uhm thanks Sarah I agree what the fuck shave it your not a porn star

    Submitted by saltTHEwound on Jun 30, 10 at 8:04pm
  • These Pretzels are making me thirsty!

    Submitted by ImKeithStone on Jun 30, 10 at 12:26pm
  • Fail!!

    Submitted by jammastafresh03 on Jul 10, 10 at 1:02am
  • Dude should learn how to eat pussy

    Submitted by CAAF on Jul 1, 10 at 2:21pm
  • I am not amused. Actually that's kinda funny

    Submitted by fister13f on Jun 30, 10 at 11:57am
  • Ouchh.

    Submitted by tylaaw72 on Jul 1, 10 at 3:20am
  • grooming is supposed to prevent those kinds of injuries, not lead to them. This is why we take it all off ladies!

    Submitted by emmyhalli on Jul 1, 10 at 12:36pm
  • I like turtles

    Submitted by TurtleLover on Jun 30, 10 at 2:05pm
  • Hahahahaha that's siiiickk

    Submitted by kcsc6 on Jun 30, 10 at 2:22pm
  • just 69 and you won't have to worry about that shit

    Submitted by metal_legend on Jul 3, 10 at 3:49am
  • Marsho ftw... Absolutley

    Submitted by jules4 on Jul 1, 10 at 7:34am
  • kinky.

    Submitted by NationOfThizzlam on Jul 1, 10 at 12:55pm
  • Hahahahahaha poor guy. O well lol hahahaha

    Submitted by jenjendenise on Jun 30, 10 at 11:37am
  • yeah, shave it. alllllllll of it.

    Submitted by gonzo420 on Jun 30, 10 at 11:56am
  • Jesus....

    Submitted by rossturner on Jun 30, 10 at 11:38am
  • Anyone saying no hair makes you look like a 12 year old is just too lazy to shave/ wax. Shave it all, in order to prevent things like carpet burn ^^

    Submitted by yewinnhard on Jan 26, 12 at 8:25am
  • If there's grass on the field plaaaaaaay ball:)

    Submitted by mr_Mann on May 30, 11 at 4:33am
  • That's typically a sign that you gotta ditch the brillo pad.

    Submitted by WhySoSketchy on Jul 2, 10 at 1:42am
  • Damn. That's fucked but hey pussy is pussy as long as it's a fine pussy!

    Submitted by robot406 on Jun 30, 10 at 12:28pm
  • this is fucking halrouis

    Submitted by ntothe3rd on Jun 30, 10 at 1:02pm