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  • Beer before liquor, never sicker.

    Submitted by Nasty on Jul 17, 10 at 1:52pm
  • In soviet Russia pretzel eat you

    Submitted by broncos4life on Jul 17, 10 at 3:17pm
  • These Soviet shots are making me thirsty. THAT high. Douchebag. First.

    Submitted by SovietPretzel1st on Jul 17, 10 at 3:15pm
  • 6 year grace period

    Submitted by dmac2272 on Jul 17, 10 at 1:46pm
  • why can't college be about doing drugs instead of drinking.

    Submitted by itouchgnomes on Jul 17, 10 at 2:54pm
    • For some of it was. Ah the days of no random drug tests.

      Submitted by taniflakes on Jul 17, 10 at 4:05pm
      • that's terrible. I feel bad for those people. Good thing I didn't go to college

        Submitted by itouchgnomes on Jul 17, 10 at 5:04pm
  • Everyone smells like a pair of nuts dipped in baby sauce

    Submitted by Beaglehead on Jul 17, 10 at 1:40pm
  • Back in the olden days college was for learning. I guess it's just for drinking and doing drugs now? Nothin wrong with that. Did you go to college Firsty?

    Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 17, 10 at 4:21pm
  • Firsty I love you!

    Submitted by eternity on Jul 17, 10 at 3:55pm
  • It's a shame I don't drink often since I apparently don't get hangovers. I had exactly that, in that order, no water either before or after, and was absolutely fine the next morning.

    Submitted by hockeyhouse on Jul 18, 10 at 12:48pm
    • no thats just because you didnt drink enough to get drunk at all. please do before claiming you dont get hangovers

      Submitted by zofoandrew on Jul 19, 10 at 9:10am
  • I feel like every time someone responds to the firsty comments I should scream.\nYOU JUST GOT TROLLED!

    Submitted by VoidyWins on Jul 17, 10 at 2:54pm
  • Firsty me making are pretzles these.

    Submitted by fuzzynutz on Jul 17, 10 at 1:58pm
  • White cheddar cheeze its are delicious, but make me vewwy firsty. what about you firsty?

    Submitted by NinjaMarbles on Jul 17, 10 at 2:03pm
    • Firsty prefers the yellow cheddar cheeze its :P

      Submitted by firsty on Jul 17, 10 at 3:06pm
  • You got roofied

    Submitted by bamorris on Jul 17, 10 at 4:53pm
  • Now I gotta try the yellow cheddar Cheese Its? Firsty says, we do.

    Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 17, 10 at 4:18pm
  • Two beers and a shot? Talk about lightweight. I'm 15 years past college and would be embarrassed if I had that problem =x

    Submitted by NightGod on Jul 17, 10 at 6:42pm
  • 4 beers followed by 7 shots last night. Never sicker. There's a point where order of consumption no longer has relevance.

    Submitted by breezyonice on Jul 18, 10 at 12:52am
  • there is no god

    Submitted by blahalb on Jul 17, 10 at 1:54pm
  • Do a bump- you'll feel better

    Submitted by mintyshake on Jul 18, 10 at 6:04pm
  • Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Liquor before beer, you're in the clear. <3 that rhyme ! Keeps me from hating myself. :)

    Submitted by pandasarecute420 on Jul 18, 10 at 2:41am
  • Beer before liquer never sicker is a myth they tested it on mythbusters in controlled settings

    Submitted by Zathelia on Sep 22, 10 at 2:14pm
  • Beer before liquor, you've never been sicker.\nLiquor before beer, you're in the clear.

    Submitted by virvir on Jul 18, 10 at 1:31am
  • STOP your not me or firsty!

    Submitted by pretzel on Jul 17, 10 at 1:22pm
  • These pretzels are making me firsty.

    Submitted by rainbuckets on Jul 17, 10 at 1:14pm