Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
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Beer before liquor, never sicker.
In soviet Russia pretzel eat you
Everyone smells like a pair of nuts dipped in baby sauce
These Soviet shots are making me thirsty. THAT high. Douchebag. First.
6 year grace period
why can't college be about doing drugs instead of drinking.
For some of it was. Ah the days of no random drug tests.
that's terrible. I feel bad for those people. Good thing I didn't go to college
Back in the olden days college was for learning. I guess it's just for drinking and doing drugs now? Nothin wrong with that. Did you go to college Firsty?
White cheddar cheeze its are delicious, but make me vewwy firsty. what about you firsty?
Firsty prefers the yellow cheddar cheeze its :P
It's a shame I don't drink often since I apparently don't get hangovers. I had exactly that, in that order, no water either before or after, and was absolutely fine the next morning.
no thats just because you didnt drink enough to get drunk at all. please do before claiming you dont get hangovers
Firsty I love you!
I feel like every time someone responds to the firsty comments I should scream.\nYOU JUST GOT TROLLED!
Firsty me making are pretzles these.
4 beers followed by 7 shots last night. Never sicker. There's a point where order of consumption no longer has relevance.
You got roofied
Now I gotta try the yellow cheddar Cheese Its? Firsty says, we do.
Two beers and a shot? Talk about lightweight. I'm 15 years past college and would be embarrassed if I had that problem =x
there is no god
Do a bump- you'll feel better
Beer before liquer never sicker is a myth they tested it on mythbusters in controlled settings
Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Liquor before beer, you're in the clear. <3 that rhyme ! Keeps me from hating myself. :)
Beer before liquor, you've never been sicker.\nLiquor before beer, you're in the clear.
STOP your not me or firsty!
These pretzels are making me firsty.
These pretzels are making me Firsty too! :D