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  • 71 59
    Submitted by Nasty on Jul 17, 10 at 1:52pm

    Beer before liquor, never sicker.

  • 62 58
    Submitted by dmac2272 on Jul 17, 10 at 1:46pm

    6 year grace period

  • 60 57
    Submitted by SovietPretzel1st on Jul 17, 10 at 3:15pm

    These Soviet shots are making me thirsty. THAT high. Douchebag. First.

  • 60 66
    Submitted by broncos4life on Jul 17, 10 at 3:17pm

    In soviet Russia pretzel eat you

  • 54 59
    Submitted by itouchgnomes on Jul 17, 10 at 2:54pm

    why can't college be about doing drugs instead of drinking.

    • 57 68
      Submitted by taniflakes on Jul 17, 10 at 4:05pm

      For some of it was. Ah the days of no random drug tests.

      • 42 79
        Submitted by itouchgnomes on Jul 17, 10 at 5:04pm

        that's terrible. I feel bad for those people. Good thing I didn't go to college

  • 55 63
    Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 17, 10 at 4:21pm

    Back in the olden days college was for learning. I guess it's just for drinking and doing drugs now? Nothin wrong with that. Did you go to college Firsty?

  • 55 65
    Submitted by NinjaMarbles on Jul 17, 10 at 2:03pm

    White cheddar cheeze its are delicious, but make me vewwy firsty. what about you firsty?

    • 35 76
      Submitted by firsty on Jul 17, 10 at 3:06pm

      Firsty prefers the yellow cheddar cheeze its :P

  • 56 68
    Submitted by eternity on Jul 17, 10 at 3:55pm

    Firsty I love you!

  • 51 59
    Submitted by fuzzynutz on Jul 17, 10 at 1:58pm

    Firsty me making are pretzles these.

  • 45 48
    Submitted by Beaglehead on Jul 17, 10 at 1:40pm

    Everyone smells like a pair of nuts dipped in baby sauce

  • 47 59
    Submitted by hockeyhouse on Jul 18, 10 at 12:48pm

    It's a shame I don't drink often since I apparently don't get hangovers. I had exactly that, in that order, no water either before or after, and was absolutely fine the next morning.

    • 34 55
      Submitted by zofoandrew on Jul 19, 10 at 9:10am

      no thats just because you didnt drink enough to get drunk at all. please do before claiming you dont get hangovers

  • 52 69
    Submitted by VoidyWins on Jul 17, 10 at 2:54pm

    I feel like every time someone responds to the firsty comments I should scream.\nYOU JUST GOT TROLLED!

  • 51 75
    Submitted by bamorris on Jul 17, 10 at 4:53pm

    You got roofied

  • 43 66
    Submitted by NightGod on Jul 17, 10 at 6:42pm

    Two beers and a shot? Talk about lightweight. I'm 15 years past college and would be embarrassed if I had that problem =x

  • 42 65
    Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 17, 10 at 4:18pm

    Now I gotta try the yellow cheddar Cheese Its? Firsty says, we do.

  • 44 70
    Submitted by breezyonice on Jul 18, 10 at 12:52am

    4 beers followed by 7 shots last night. Never sicker. There's a point where order of consumption no longer has relevance.

  • 37 57
    Submitted by virvir on Jul 18, 10 at 1:31am

    Beer before liquor, you've never been sicker.\nLiquor before beer, you're in the clear.

  • 45 75
    Submitted by blahalb on Jul 17, 10 at 1:54pm

    there is no god

  • 40 66
    Submitted by pandasarecute420 on Jul 18, 10 at 2:41am

    Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Liquor before beer, you're in the clear. <3 that rhyme ! Keeps me from hating myself. :)

  • 43 74
    Submitted by mintyshake on Jul 18, 10 at 6:04pm

    Do a bump- you'll feel better

  • 43 77
    Submitted by pretzel on Jul 17, 10 at 1:22pm

    STOP your not me or firsty!

  • 35 72
    Submitted by Zathelia on Sep 22, 10 at 2:14pm

    Beer before liquer never sicker is a myth they tested it on mythbusters in controlled settings

  • 40 84
    Submitted by rainbuckets on Jul 17, 10 at 1:14pm

    These pretzels are making me firsty.

    • 48 64
      Submitted by firsty on Jul 17, 10 at 1:32pm

      These pretzels are making me Firsty too! :D