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  • But soft! What ass on yonder dance floor shakes?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:43pm
  • it definitely is iambic pentameter. win! whoever says otherwise is stupid, I've studied shakespeare for years. I wanna see the poem now..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 1:01am
  • it's actually trochaic pentameter. stressed/unstressed. iambic is unstressed/stressed. epic fail.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:07pm
  • Everyone who recognized this person's Iambic Fail has restored my faith in humanity. Thank you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 4:15pm
  • doth she maketh it clap, 12:43

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 1:26pm
  • People who argue over this shit on this website are are so annoying. Just say if it's funny or not you fucking idiots. Jesus Christ

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 12:42am
  • Haha, funny concept regardless.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:01pm
  • 11:41 (1) is right...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 11:57am
  • This is beautiful. You all have made an English teacher very happy today.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 6:25pm
  • I <3 12:43...so amazing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 4:42pm
  • no it does work as trochaic pentameter, HEY girl WHEN you GONna LET me TAP that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 2:34pm
  • I think I know who sent this. Either that or one of my friends is pretty un-fucking-original

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 10:32pm
  • For reallllll! total stanton kid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 4:38am
  • For pity's sake... What are u people? the grammar/lit police???? The posts on here aren't meant to meet some editing standard. They're just funny stuff people text (usually when drunk) The flaws are what make them so funny... Geez

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 7:48pm
  • If you let "girl" be two syllables, gir-uhl, then you get a nice iambic line with a feminine ending, which I think is appropriate to the situation.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 7:38pm
  • Iamb does not good poetry make.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 11:41am
  • I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:15pm
  • hey GIRL when YOU gonNA let ME tap THAT... no

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 3:55am
  • Iambic pentameter is 10 syllables.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 1:35am
  • It's trochaic pentameter, you ignoramus. Go take Intro to Lit again.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 12:54am
  • 4:15-- Agreed!... But to those who think that it is trochaic pentameter have restored my disdain in humanity.,

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 5:22pm
  • Iambic pentameter is 5, not 7.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:20pm
  • Apparently 12:15 never covered poetic meter in school. Nor did he/she learn to use his/her indoor voice.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:29pm
  • I love this guy already.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 8:25pm
  • Ahahahaha FAIL!!!!!! Hahaha ~giggles~

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 8:31pm
  • Just because it has 10 syllables doesn't make it iambic. And I am embarrassed for the English teacher that praised this without scanning it first.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 6:43pm
  • I found that fucking hilarious, regardless if it was in iambic pentameter or not. Bud its so hard to write in iambic pent though. Seriously you'll get stumped after 30 lines trust me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 12:26am
  • 1:03, it's "Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 1:55pm
  • FUUUCK IM RAGING. THATS NOT IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. THIS IS GOING TO FLIP ME THE SHIT OUT FOR THE REST OF THE DAY.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 7:24pm
  • Hahaha. No. 12.07 is right. Fail.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:27pm
  • I agree with 6:18. 12:43, you're my new favorite person

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 1:07am
  • Nope, that's in throchaic pentameter

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 1:44pm
  • A better iambic line: "Hey baby won't you let me tap that ass?". Just getting it out there...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:05am
  • shakespeare already used that line in henry VII

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 2:46pm
  • Ahahahahahahahahh never thought I would ever see this out side high school ahhaha

    Submitted by landonmetz on Nov 19, 10 at 1:46am
  • LMAO 2:25 "whore-actio"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 2:29pm
  • Did Ryan Gosling send this?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 10:24pm
  • Lets everyone say it aloud as if it were iambic pentameter: "hey GIRL, when YOU gonNA let ME tap THAT?" Now let's all laugh at this person's stupidity.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 6:42pm
  • Trying to be smart when you're not...priceless!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 1:05pm
  • Oooooooh my god you guys even though were on a website full of drunk texts lets all just make fun of his wrong knowledge of pentameters lolololol wut an epic fail \n... Grow the fuck up and remember what site you're on

    Submitted by huggybehr on Oct 22, 11 at 3:17am
  • wrong, but a funny concept all the same.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 1:02pm
  • This is awesome. And it works.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:02pm
  • Re: 6:42 Actually, other than "gonNA" it makes sense to me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 6:53pm