I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
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That's not a period, that's a comma. . .
Or it means that you are already knocked up.
Don't blame God for why you want to have random sex with some guy you haven't even met.
Haha.. or God's way of saying, "opps, I made a mistake... Here's a baby instead."
yeah, that's probably it, whore.
or its God's way of saying "hunny, you're already pregnant"
That's his way of saying ur a slut.
Or u could fuck me?
Go get some!
In Soviet pretzel, this broad cuts to the chase by working out a discount brothel. Thirteenth. Ohhh bad luck.
If one wants to waddle whilst one whittles it should prove rather difficult, I think. The shavings would go on this way and that way and fall about everywhere leaving no opportunity to whipple in the wabe. Rather, one should attempt to gimbly whilst one gibes. That is, if one should wish to successfully succumb to blissful blithers.
Lewis Carrol beneath me: WTF?
These pretzels are making me Firsty
I hope random Italian boy knocks you up.
It means you are pregnant!
That is so true
Tophertk421 wrote such a thoughtful comment. I favorited this just for his paragraph.