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  • Submitted by fakenbake on Jul 2, 10 at 3:15pm

    When you realize that you misspelled realize.

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      Submitted by Anon106106 on Jul 2, 10 at 3:49pm

      Maybe she's from England? Rumour, colour, realise, etc.?

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        Submitted by BigCakes on Jul 2, 10 at 9:41pm

        she/he's not it's area code 773

        • 59 63
          Submitted by justbreathe on Jul 5, 10 at 2:08am

          but that doesn't mean they lived in area code 773 all their life.

    • 45 56
      Submitted by BlackDahIia on Jul 2, 10 at 8:25pm

      that is exactly what I was going to say!!

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    Submitted by smokemonster on Jul 3, 10 at 12:19am

    BigCakes - This may blow your mind, but there are English people who move to the US and buy cell phones and text.

  • 78 58
    Submitted by arthurlux on Jul 2, 10 at 3:25pm

    The stuff romantic comedies are made of.

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    Submitted by apandabear on Jul 2, 10 at 4:00pm

    Charge more :)

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    Submitted by Garner on Jul 2, 10 at 5:29pm

    Well, if you're not ashamed of a one night stand, the shame should be on him. It's an embarrassing coincidence and you got played. He cheated on the woman he's going to marry.

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    Submitted by AntCoveredPizza on Jul 2, 10 at 3:14pm

    No shame! Just keep a huge smile on your face the entire time!

  • 57 69
    Submitted by Michguy on Jul 2, 10 at 7:59pm

    Ah homo love

  • 52 59
    Submitted by poop12 on Jul 2, 10 at 3:09pm

    coooooooool\nSLUT

  • 57 70
    Submitted by bigduke6 on Jul 2, 10 at 7:08pm

    I'm sure you'll get some great smiles!

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    Submitted by sh1thead on Jul 2, 10 at 5:10pm

    Probably at the point when you realize your life is so lame that you post fake texts on a website...

    • 48 56
      Submitted by BigCakes on Jul 2, 10 at 9:42pm

      and you read them....

  • 46 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 10 at 12:29am

    Probably at the point you realized you spelled realizing wrong.

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    Submitted by YoullDo on Jul 3, 10 at 10:11am

    How far in advance do I have to book you for my wedding?

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    Submitted by barrywalker on Jul 2, 10 at 8:52pm

    Score. That is some funny shit

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    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 2, 10 at 3:25pm

    Me I would say this is a win but whaaateevveeerrrr

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 10 at 12:11pm

    Is it jus me, or does this seem a lot like the plot from wedding planner? Now all they have to Sonia fall in love. Fail

  • 42 57
    Submitted by 317ayers on Jul 2, 10 at 6:13pm

    Damn maybe u should marry him and say fuck the other broad

  • 46 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 10 at 11:55pm

    How about realizing how to spell "realizing"?

  • 43 62
    Submitted by KGP on Jul 2, 10 at 10:05pm

    Us men are only as faithful as our options, if a chick throws it on us we will take it.

  • 37 51
    Submitted by PJZ on Jul 3, 10 at 1:42am

    Vino, you saucy wench. :)

  • 47 72
    Submitted by ChloeLea on Jul 3, 10 at 10:39am

    I love all the "you spell realising wrong" comments. England and Australia among other countries use 'S' in a few places Americans use 'Z'. \nNo big deal.

  • 38 57
    Submitted by chitowngrl on Jul 4, 10 at 8:22am

    Fakenbake- took the words right out of my mouth. It's a US area code.

  • 37 56
    Submitted by gibsonguitar193 on Jul 3, 10 at 11:11pm

    773 is Chicago

  • 38 59
    Submitted by ShitThrwnMonky on Jul 3, 10 at 2:18am

    When you cah the check

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    Submitted by lostinalaska on Sep 5, 12 at 11:09pm

    In this case I think you only have to feel shame if you knew he was engaged before you slept with him. Otherwise, it's all on him and unfortunate coincidence.

  • 37 74
    Submitted by angelbaby7223 on Jul 3, 10 at 1:42am

    Or dumbasses she's from England but MOVED to the states. Duh.

  • 40 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 10 at 9:07pm

    Or realizing you don't know how to spell realizing.