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  • Submitted by schlock on Jul 24, 10 at 2:48pm

    It's funny because the product life alert is marketed toward elderly people. The original poster, on the other hand, is not likely in the targeted demographic because they are about to be a sophomore in college. However, there is the subtle implication that they will be participating in some activities (i.e. heavy drinking) that will require said product.

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      Submitted by JPfedora on Jul 24, 10 at 3:23pm

      LOL new fad, explain all texts!

    • 48 78
      Submitted by yeaaaah on Jul 24, 10 at 9:29pm

      except i'm pretty sure i did this exact same thing on another text. explaining everything. nice.

      • 58 56
        Submitted by schlock on Jul 24, 10 at 9:38pm

        I've always wanted to meet the inventor of sarcasm and obvious statements.

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    Submitted by HDstudly on Jul 24, 10 at 2:07pm

    Excellent idea

  • 69 68
    Submitted by dressdoll on Jul 24, 10 at 3:30pm

    Dear god western New York.

  • 60 55
    Submitted by viper4985 on Jul 24, 10 at 7:25pm

    Fuck firstys

  • 68 77
    Submitted by jprincess on Jul 24, 10 at 8:32pm

    Represent Buffalo!!!

  • 58 59
    Submitted by X_X on Jul 24, 10 at 3:57pm

    Where's Jeff?

  • 64 76
    Submitted by xDevonnax on Jul 24, 10 at 6:29pm

    wtf is up with the explaination?

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    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 24, 10 at 2:53pm

    No one needs an explaination for a text. You sure have a lot of time to do nothing. Old people talk too much.

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      Submitted by itouchgnomes on Jul 25, 10 at 1:59am

      you do realize you have 3 comments on this one text. At different times, so maybe you're the one with a lot of time to do nothing?

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    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 24, 10 at 2:10pm

    Stupid

  • 62 77
    Submitted by ilovewhores on Jul 24, 10 at 3:01pm

    i need one of those for whores

  • 58 75
    Submitted by cdese on Jul 24, 10 at 11:27pm

    Schlock wins! Lol

  • 38 41
    Submitted by calleocho on Feb 6, 12 at 12:54am

    Buffalo ftw

  • 53 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 10 at 12:02am

    716 love <3

  • 51 70
    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 24, 10 at 7:36pm

    Viper is a flame keeper. No one wants you. That's why you're on line being a lame flame.

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    Submitted by anachronic on Jul 26, 10 at 11:53am

    Lmao

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    Submitted by GUESS_WHAT on Jul 24, 10 at 2:07pm

    FIRSTIES!!!!!!!!!