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  • Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jul 12, 10 at 2:04pm

    commenting on this text does not seem legal....I'm gonna pass....

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      Submitted by i_am_hollywood on Jul 17, 10 at 1:23am

      i must agree. no one should ride a jet ski before marriage. jesus said so

  • Submitted by hateyourface on Jul 12, 10 at 3:07pm

    Just wait till college

  • Submitted by rachelskaggs on Jul 12, 10 at 3:12pm

    Sry I have no pitty on u cause the morning after I lost my virginity I rode horses for 7 straight hours

    • 37 48
      Submitted by kwpn on Aug 30, 10 at 7:44pm

      Ya same here.. It was hell!!

  • Submitted by pvgurl16 on Jul 12, 10 at 2:23pm

    Nice! I haven't done either of those things yet

  • 72 59
    Submitted by whatchasaying on Jul 12, 10 at 10:45pm

    Hahahahahaha

  • 67 49
    Submitted by TheNova on Jul 12, 10 at 1:38pm

    Nice.

  • 76 68
    Submitted by sandyman11 on Jul 13, 10 at 12:40am

    I may or may not have conquered both of those at the same time...

  • 61 53
    Submitted by RLevi on Jul 13, 10 at 9:53pm

    Lololol

  • 59 50
    Submitted by buzzcutt on Jul 12, 10 at 10:29pm

    that must have been one heckuva jet ski...

  • 58 55
    Submitted by CaptainArmpit on Jul 12, 10 at 6:48pm

    Yessss

  • 50 44
    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Jul 13, 10 at 1:27am

    good times

  • 58 70
    Submitted by juiceuno on Jul 13, 10 at 1:55am

    Lol gud shyt

  • 51 58
    Submitted by YourJesus on Jul 13, 10 at 3:22am

    @ 2:04, \nDo only girls under the age of consent lose their virginity?\nAnd damn my first time didn't hurt much. Pencil dick...

  • 49 59
    Submitted by MrBB4ever1 on Jul 12, 10 at 5:43pm

    HUCK YEA =p

  • 53 71
    Submitted by chevychick on Jul 12, 10 at 10:58pm

    Hahahaha! This just happened to me too... except I rode my horse the next day, and then jet skied.

  • 38 53
    Submitted by NataSept on Jul 14, 10 at 6:11am

    holy fuck. that was like me losing my v-card, except the jetskiing was before the fucking. lol.

  • 45 68
    Submitted by hannahbby44 on Jul 12, 10 at 5:35pm

    Hahah love this one :)

  • 38 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 10 at 4:09am

    Lost my v card at 13

  • Submitted by Slappy0605 on Jul 12, 10 at 2:43pm

    I bet she's like 25 and 280lbs lol

  • 36 59
    Submitted by Stamey on Jul 13, 10 at 8:52pm

    now its pink on the outside

  • 41 70
    Submitted by zwood36 on Jul 12, 10 at 1:50pm

    Haha fun fun

  • 34 58
    Submitted by meghannnn on Jul 14, 10 at 9:13pm

    ow ow ow ow owww.

  • 38 66
    Submitted by rico911 on Jul 14, 10 at 3:50pm

    Hahahaha.

  • 43 76
    Submitted by firsty on Jul 12, 10 at 7:08pm

    first

  • 38 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 10 at 1:37pm

    Haaaaaa

  • Submitted by destructo on Jul 12, 10 at 3:21pm

    I didn't realize that there were still virgins over the age of ten anymore.

    • 39 56
      Submitted by celestee on Jul 12, 10 at 8:09pm

      wtf, not every girl is a slut.

    • 34 64
      Submitted by ryguy88 on Jul 13, 10 at 4:25am

      Dude I didn't lose my virginity till after I turned 21

  • 33 60
    Submitted by nickh on Jul 20, 10 at 4:56pm

    Wave runner not jet ski, u stand up on jet skis.

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    Submitted by calisurfgrl on Sep 28, 12 at 4:18am

    ✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈🎿🎿🎿🎿🎿🎿🎿🎿🎿🎿🎿🎿

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    Submitted by MusicBoxMafia on Apr 29, 12 at 6:19pm

    Only in Maine ❤

  • 39 86
    Submitted by Lavender69 on Jul 12, 10 at 3:25pm

    Did that to my girlfriend too. Haha

  • 38 91
    Submitted by lockdown23 on Jul 12, 10 at 2:00pm

    Congratulations on losing your jetskivirginity. Oh and regular virginity too.That song is by The Game feating Fitty btw.

  • Submitted by daynalareyna on Jul 12, 10 at 9:43pm

    unless you got r**** or fucked by a horse losing your virginity doesn't leave you sore or handicapped... seriously, how does lame shit like this make it?

    • 38 53
      Submitted by chlobear on Jul 13, 10 at 2:35am

      not true at all.

    • 31 71
      Submitted by CaptainArmpit on Aug 8, 10 at 12:55am

      The guy who took your vcard must have been the size of a pencil then.

    • 24 41
      Submitted by kwpn on Aug 30, 10 at 7:47pm

      umm.. ya it does i was sore for like a week afterward.. you must have lost it ito a pencil dick.