Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
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commenting on this text does not seem legal....I'm gonna pass....
i must agree. no one should ride a jet ski before marriage. jesus said so
Sry I have no pitty on u cause the morning after I lost my virginity I rode horses for 7 straight hours
Ya same here.. It was hell!!
Just wait till college
to ride a jet ski?
Nice! I haven't done either of those things yet
that must have been one heckuva jet ski...
I may or may not have conquered both of those at the same time...
I love you.
Lol gud shyt
@ 2:04, \nDo only girls under the age of consent lose their virginity?\nAnd damn my first time didn't hurt much. Pencil dick...
HUCK YEA =p
Hahahaha! This just happened to me too... except I rode my horse the next day, and then jet skied.
holy fuck. that was like me losing my v-card, except the jetskiing was before the fucking. lol.
Haha fun fun
Lost my v card at 13
now its pink on the outside
ow ow ow ow owww.
I didn't realize that there were still virgins over the age of ten anymore.
wtf, not every girl is a slut.
Dude I didn't lose my virginity till after I turned 21
I bet she's like 25 and 280lbs lol
Wave runner not jet ski, u stand up on jet skis.
Hahah love this one :)
Did that to my girlfriend too. Haha
Congratulations on losing your jetskivirginity. Oh and regular virginity too.That song is by The Game feating Fitty btw.
Only in Maine ❤
unless you got r**** or fucked by a horse losing your virginity doesn't leave you sore or handicapped... seriously, how does lame shit like this make it?
not true at all.
The guy who took your vcard must have been the size of a pencil then.
umm.. ya it does i was sore for like a week afterward.. you must have lost it ito a pencil dick.