My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
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'god i havent been fucked like that since gradeschool'
Just stick a guy's hand down your pants. I'm sure he'll be able to take a hint.
Be sure your chin and back are just as smooth
viva la brazilian
Fuck getting laid.. After a painfull wax I just want a mouth all over that shit
everybody should love a hairless vag. i cant even remember what mine looks like with hair ive been waxing so long!
It is simple honey, lower your standards. Also beauty is a light switch away.
Boys shaved v or totally smooth???
I'm more partial to the landing strip ;)
story of my life. I hope you get laid too
Just pass the hint onto the guy, you'll get your action. Love the smooth vag too!
Paging Chris Hanson...Paging Chris Hanson....
Who wants to fuck someone that has the vag of an 8 year old?! Retarded ass people.
This guy! <thumbs towards self>
Lols win win
So we want the update: get laid or not?
Alpha1332. Stfu. My life is fly is cool but whatever. Doesn't pertain to the text. As for the text, I feel u. I went through pain today getting a wax. I got laid tonight. :) you can do it. Any guys wanna text it, one eight one five two five eight two eight five five. Hit me up.
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Something sounds terribly wrong in this post...
@vol4ek: Fight Club ftw.
Story of my life.
Sit over there she's coming out in a minute. My name is Chris hanson and you are royally effed sir. So sit down and sip your lemonade because you have just squeezed your last drop of juice...
if you're a girl and cant get laid when you want then either youre super fucking ugly or are out of your league....its most likely the first one as seeing 90% of the loser guys on here would fuck no qustions asked as long as you had long hair....
or she has standards and by hoping to get laid she means hoping to get laid by someone worth getting laid by. dont guys sometimes feel the same way?
all i can think about is how you had pubes in 3rd grade. 3rd grade!
Hey 214, I'm eight one seven; we should sixty-nine...
I love a pussy that is smooth. 9one8six2nine5five2eight
Ewe tht Is just plain sick
Oh, I'd be more than happy to help the support the cause
@guitar_boy: third person references ftw!
Keep it clean Sasquatch!
Velvet Acid Christ FTW!!!
That's terrible seeing as how a teacher from Woodrow was just arrested the other day for having child pornography. Agh.
I wonder if the news anchor lady has a shaved vag.
Who doesn't like a smooth vag? The bonus is the easy girl it belongs to
The question, rad muffin, is who wouldn't want to fuck an 8 year old.... Oh my god guitar boy is a pedo... No, how about hairy vags are gross...
@incognito31 - I love that you said that, in just that way, and I concur.
Wow if u can't get laid then u got problems
No seriously .. Call me!
Fucking right !!! Love nights like that!
So when you were 9....jungle tiem?
I love Dallas!!!
Srsly Dallas is strange
We're you ate before you were nine?
Hey she's from my area! Lobe the smooth snatch -
Too bad it probably smells like an 88 year old vag!