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(504): View more from Louisiana

Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.

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(415): View more from California

sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.

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(734): View more from Michigan

He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.

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(614): View more from Ohio

the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift

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(616): View more from Michigan

you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality

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(727): View more from Florida

there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.

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(817): View more from Texas

He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...

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Actually, she's fat now, so...

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Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.

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