you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
You must be Logged in to post a comment
Kleenex are your friend.
I have a cumulative towel under our bed its to wipe my girlfriends face off when were done :-)
Evo19: I hope you wash it with fabric softner everyonce in a while, seems like that could become quite painful for her
I'd go with the disposable..
Who doesn't have a cum rag? Rule of thumb: When they get stiff as cardboard throw them out.
Rule: when single, always use your roommates socks. No exceptions.
What if you don't have a roommate?
i have a cum towel! it comes in handy (:
"Wrap the turkey up in aluminum foil, my brother likes to masturbate with baby oil" - Thanksgiving Song
Only in jersey . . .
WTF did Towlie ever do to deserve that shit?!
yeah I can relate tissue just isn't enough...
Yuck that's so gross mate. Use a tissue!
I laughed... and then I got really sad when I looked down at the towel under my desk
Dango is one sick bastard
Haha use the new disposable towels