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  • 96 58
    Submitted by FartsAtWork on Aug 11, 10 at 10:51am

    Kleenex are your friend.

  • 86 80
    Submitted by Dango1917 on Aug 11, 10 at 11:16am

    Who doesn't have a cum rag? Rule of thumb: When they get stiff as cardboard throw them out.

  • 78 70
    Submitted by DestruKto on Aug 11, 10 at 11:08am

    Evo19: I hope you wash it with fabric softner everyonce in a while, seems like that could become quite painful for her

  • 75 76
    Submitted by evo19 on Aug 11, 10 at 10:47am

    I have a cumulative towel under our bed its to wipe my girlfriends face off when were done :-)

  • 72 71
    Submitted by sgrice7 on Aug 11, 10 at 11:11am

    I'd go with the disposable..

  • 74 77
    Submitted by GigaBoo on Aug 11, 10 at 11:01am

    Poor towel

  • 78 88
    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 11, 10 at 10:49am

    Rule: when single, always use your roommates socks. No exceptions.

    • 56 73
      Submitted by kawaiichan09 on Aug 11, 10 at 1:44pm

      What if you don't have a roommate?

  • 69 71
    Submitted by holymoly on Aug 11, 10 at 11:55am

    Yuck that's so gross mate. Use a tissue!

  • 70 73
    Submitted by j00kn0w on Aug 11, 10 at 11:30am

    "Wrap the turkey up in aluminum foil, my brother likes to masturbate with baby oil" - Thanksgiving Song

  • 57 50
    Submitted by ohgawditschelsea on Nov 22, 10 at 1:36pm

    i have a cum towel! it comes in handy (:

  • 65 80
    Submitted by jthenailer on Aug 11, 10 at 9:32pm

    yeah I can relate tissue just isn't enough...

  • 59 69
    Submitted by archer79 on Aug 12, 10 at 6:29am

    WTF did Towlie ever do to deserve that shit?!

  • 63 77
    Submitted by LAXXER on Aug 11, 10 at 10:33am

    Only in jersey . . .

  • 63 81
    Submitted by woodsmd on Aug 13, 10 at 1:07am

    I laughed... and then I got really sad when I looked down at the towel under my desk

  • 59 75
    Submitted by jojoboo1 on Aug 11, 10 at 10:48am

    Raunchy

  • 51 64
    Submitted by spewtaine on Aug 13, 10 at 10:31pm

    Dango is one sick bastard

  • 43 54
    Submitted by karate1974 on Dec 22, 10 at 8:45pm

    Socks only

  • Submitted by lexarenee129 on Aug 11, 10 at 10:30am

    First.

  • 48 75
    Submitted by Jrockerr on Aug 12, 10 at 5:02pm

    Haha use the new disposable towels