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  • 83 60
    Submitted by jasboo on Sep 5, 10 at 2:42pm

    i'm no psychic, but i'm guessing that's gonna be a "no"

  • 86 77
    Submitted by amonymous on Sep 5, 10 at 4:21pm

    What dishes need doing if there ain't no sammiches bein made?

  • 68 60
    Submitted by CatSnatchFever on Sep 5, 10 at 4:54pm

    Is "do my dishes" code for tossing salad?

  • 57 68
    Submitted by ninjaman181 on Sep 6, 10 at 10:46am

    @TUcheerGod88 No the best one was when she walked into a party and heard someone scream dibs.

  • 57 68
    Submitted by freakgirl on Sep 6, 10 at 10:11am

    I broke up with a guy and he told me I couldn't break up with him because his rent was due.

  • 61 76
    Submitted by Bloogenbargen on Sep 5, 10 at 2:35pm

    Firsty

  • 59 73
    Submitted by TUcheerGod88 on Sep 6, 10 at 4:09am

    Best TFLN EVER!!!!!

  • 55 67
    Submitted by pope on Sep 5, 10 at 4:29pm

    LOL i have a friend that asked the same exact thing about his laundry. hahaha

  • 56 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 10 at 4:17pm

    IN THE KITCHEN!

  • 49 62
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Sep 5, 10 at 9:19pm

    "doing dishes" is an old code word for a booty call

  • 53 73
    Submitted by K66Aggression on Sep 6, 10 at 3:14am

    she better do the damn dishes, wtf else is she good for