Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
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That's no purse, its a cum dumpster!
Sooooooo what you're saying is your life is a dirty porno
Well on your way to becoming a slut for moneys I see.
So which do you use for social anxiety, the xanax or the sock?
Sounds like my ex moved to Michigan. Hi, Abbi!
Purse = vagina
reminds me of a stripper up in the falls.. in her purse she had all these items and condoms and baby oil so she can take you in the back for $40 and give you a hand job
With that much cum in my purse I would need to take a Xanax too
must be a stripper..
so you're trying to become a man?
sounds like bout half my graduating class...same area code too..hmmmm. hahah
seems like an excessive amount of cum and cum accessories in one purse.
Crew Slut (sorry Frank, RIP).
Michigan State has a bunch of sluts. And bad football players.
any chance you're the mustache girl from the last 503 tfln? hahaha
Welcome to Loserville. Population: you!
Give me your life please. How is this not a good night? Come on
This is why Michigan State will lose tomorrow's game. All the sluts there have drained the players dry. \nGo Blue.