He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
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i used to look forward to reading the comments now all it is is just a bunch of no lifes spamming a website
i was gonna say somthing like that, fuckin stupid comments now, some txts are fine and then the comments ruin the whole thing, fuckin stupid KIDS.
That's gotta be an exxageration...
If you all hate firsty so much then don't respond to his stupid posts. You're only making him wanna do it again.
havent you heard the internet rule number IDONTKNOW: "Don't feed the trolls." ???
All the fucking Firstys are fucking annoying. It's ruining the goddamn site. Get off the computer and get some pussy. Comments used to be good until this shit started happening.
agreed, specially on the 420 part dude! Keep on Tokin' :D
Being first was never cool.
yo jason.... stop doing the same old stupid cookie cutter action pieces of shit. snatch, lock stock, italien job were all good shit tho
Some one should make a firsty app where everyone fights to be first and goes on about pretzels and what not. Then tfln would be sane(ish) again. It was funny for like 1 text, amusing enough the first day, now it's just pissing off the people who want to use this app like it was originally intended.
It's called Peyronie's Disease, look it up... its science
Free will. Don't read the comments if you don't like them. Duh? Moonpie I would gladly help you fix that damn fence. Firsty haters we like firsty. Maybe you go home after work and have a beer, a smoke, do crack or eat a whole cake by yourself? It makes you feel better maybe? Some of us eat pretzels and make comments to firsty.
Same here, ab4three. This "firsty" stuff is getting ridiculous.
This is Jason Statham, letting you all know: FUCK FIRSTY!
Pinkbird how exactly was this site intended to be used?
KesJaye, I love pretzels, but it doesn't make the "firsty" jokes any funnier.
I know right :/
All of you need to grow up. Plus it's a free country put whatever you want up on this site. But know you could get you beat down if some crazy ass finds out where you live.
Yeah !!! There are no rules or a 'How to' tfln
Rules were made to be broken anyway.
Fist pump to the comments.
It's curved like a pretzel !!
Being first used to b cool
First. Fuck you firsty
There is no sweetness to compensate for that.
I didn't know Dakota had a 479 area code. \n219
Long live firsty!!!
420penisstroker the comments are still funny but better. You've ruined the site by being a baby. Wahwahwah.
I'm the Bomb. Like.. Tick Tick!!!
Lmao I was going for that too
Firsty haters... In this day and age....
A beat down? Seriously? Douchetard.
These pretzels are making me firsty :)
Pretzels for firsty!!!! As for the offers of sex.. I will check firstys schedule.. And .. Someone will be in contact.. We'll call you, might be going another way on this one.. But thanks for the offers. KesJaye please help me w my damn fence!!
Fuck you Danny. You're lucky thirsty firsty is on a hiatus or he'd kick your rebellious ass.