I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
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Rule: If you open Pandora's legs, make sure to close them quick to keep hope in!
This may require too much knowledge of the myth for this to work.
Like...pandora's box. It's a myth. After being told not to open it a human did and evil, monsters and death came out, along with a few good things.
That's better than opening pandora's asshole. Trust me
I like to think it's a reference to pandora radio rather than pandora's box.
I'm surprised pandora's box isn't the name of a jenna jameson movie yet
Release the Kraken!!!
God. Of. War.
you still could have just said pandora's box...
The song would be pussy juice.
Christ, read a book.
The sad part is... I've done the same thing. Twice.
Too much to handle?
Where have I seen this before.... Oh yeah. http://textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-5413.html
Couldn't you have gotten your dick eaten for eternity or looked at Medusa's tits from the wrong angle? Now we all have to pay for it.
Sounds like you've been playing God of war 3 haha
You know Pandora was made out of stone, right? Now, I'm not one to judge, but...
i dont get it
Is there a cover charge?
Does that mean there is music coming out of it now?