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  • Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 9, 10 at 8:32pm

    Rule: If you open Pandora's legs, make sure to close them quick to keep hope in!

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      Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 9, 10 at 8:34pm

      This may require too much knowledge of the myth for this to work.

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    Submitted by Ajay on Aug 9, 10 at 9:35pm

    That's better than opening pandora's asshole. Trust me

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    Submitted by Leaf on Aug 9, 10 at 8:18pm

    Like...pandora's box. It's a myth. After being told not to open it a human did and evil, monsters and death came out, along with a few good things.

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    Submitted by MrSlapChop on Aug 9, 10 at 11:06pm

    Release the Kraken!!!

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    Submitted by Anonyrnous on Aug 9, 10 at 8:30pm

    I like to think it's a reference to pandora radio rather than pandora's box.

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    Submitted by xivkaran on Aug 9, 10 at 10:22pm

    The sad part is... I've done the same thing. Twice.

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    Submitted by arthurlux on Aug 9, 10 at 8:26pm

    Where have I seen this before.... Oh yeah. http://textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-5413.html

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    Submitted by choowwder on Aug 11, 10 at 8:29am

    God. Of. War.

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    Submitted by archer79 on Aug 10, 10 at 11:31am

    I'm surprised pandora's box isn't the name of a jenna jameson movie yet

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    Submitted by mephaskapholies on Aug 10, 10 at 2:11am

    you still could have just said pandora's box...

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    Submitted by Hierro on Aug 10, 10 at 12:57am

    Christ, read a book.

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    Submitted by BIG_PELOTAS on Aug 9, 10 at 8:49pm

    Sounds like you've been playing God of war 3 haha

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    Submitted by PiePLZ on Aug 9, 10 at 8:17pm

    The song would be pussy juice.

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    Submitted by rustybucket on Aug 9, 10 at 8:19pm

    Is there a cover charge?

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    Submitted by Cimabue on Aug 10, 10 at 1:49am

    Couldn't you have gotten your dick eaten for eternity or looked at Medusa's tits from the wrong angle? Now we all have to pay for it.

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    Submitted by stig on Aug 11, 10 at 2:35am

    Blue Waffle?

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    Submitted by IDontWantOne on Aug 9, 10 at 8:53pm

    Too much to handle?

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    Submitted by Anon712 on Aug 9, 10 at 8:33pm

    You know Pandora was made out of stone, right? Now, I'm not one to judge, but...

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    Submitted by hellajen on Aug 10, 10 at 9:52pm

    i dont get it

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    Submitted by PiePLZ on Aug 9, 10 at 8:14pm

    Lol?

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    Submitted by thatswhatyouget on Aug 9, 10 at 8:16pm

    Does that mean there is music coming out of it now?