If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
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Guys, learn from this dude. Seriously.
See guys can get what they want by using sex too!
deal. where are you?
I'm hungry. i dont want a slurpee or advil.
Woah. Number? Now? >_< lmao
so i couldve been getting slurpees and painkillers this whole time!?!?
who says this is from a dude? guys dont usually negotiate that well. sounds like something id get from my bfff after a long night of partying.
Beccaboo, not every guy is like that one asshole guy you dated in the past. This seems like a fair trade.
Who said romance is dead?
Who needs a slurpie n an Advil, be a boss n just do it :p
Sounds like he had three cravings..
only an hour? i can do it for much longer.
I Agree with heyoh. Be This Guy!!!
I will bring you extra strength advil and TWO slurpees if you slurp me!! =>
takee meh!! i think im in love
What's your beef, BondDaddy?
Hahah this totally sounds like my boyfriend. Best boyfriend ever.
On my way... Wooo hooo
I sure hope that hour is divisible.
Like .... Omg
LMAO @ medic52.
Be there in 5!!!
puppetmaster whats ur # we can find out just how long u can go ;)
Only on the island...
Wow, what will you do for a Large ICEE and 2 excedrins??
Hmmm I'll try this sometime
ummm i will bribg you whatever you need homeboy
Slurpee = flavor\nadvil = brainfreeze\n\nIt's going to be a wild hour bwahaha!!!
For a slurpee and advil, you better eat that asshole too you fuckk