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  • Me. I hit it all the time and I've never had a Big Mac.

    Submitted by Hierro on Oct 23, 10 at 1:59pm
  • probably all the vegetarians in america

    Submitted by ThreatLVLMidNght on Oct 23, 10 at 2:03pm
  • I've never eaten a Big Mac and never want to. Gross. And I've been laid.

    Submitted by theotherguy on Oct 23, 10 at 2:40pm
  • Vegetarian nymphos.

    Submitted by majorboner69 on Oct 23, 10 at 5:17pm
  • Vegetarians are douche bags

    Submitted by warrior46 on Oct 24, 10 at 1:30am
  • I would, but that would imply I've had a big mac.

    Submitted by electricworry on Oct 23, 10 at 1:48pm
  • Well, I've never had a Big Mac, so I'm gonna go with this girl right here.

    Submitted by trueloveinmae on Oct 23, 10 at 8:55pm
  • Both are murder...and delicious.

    Submitted by cmwings on Oct 23, 10 at 10:31pm
  • i cant :( \nbut hey, i'm not American ;)

    Submitted by epic_win on Oct 25, 10 at 1:40am
  • I ate a Big Mac right before I got laid for the first time.

    Submitted by jennitalia on Oct 23, 10 at 2:16pm
  • Too many veggies on a big mac

    Submitted by garg411 on Oct 24, 10 at 10:40am
  • Vegetarians aren't healthier then meat eaters, proteins and vitamins given by meat can't be obtained by anything besides meat.. Go fuck urselfffff, big macs rule<3

    Submitted by donnydakid5810 on Oct 24, 10 at 1:11am
    • That's completely untrue - there's protein in lots of things that aren't meat, and vitamins come in pills. I'm not veg, but I don't see the problem with it, as it can be just as healthy.\n\nMy problem is your ignorance. You should probably try and take better advantage of our education system. I hear if you play it right, you can get free school ALL THE WAY through High School! Think about it.

      Submitted by Frederick on Nov 2, 10 at 7:14am
  • Stop getting high and bitching about everything ever and get a job so you actually help society for once in your worthless lives

    Submitted by warrior46 on Oct 24, 10 at 1:40am
  • I have.

    Submitted by Frederick on Nov 2, 10 at 7:08am
  • I can. Haha.

    Submitted by lindsay_j10 on Oct 23, 10 at 7:14pm
  • Thankfully at least one. Fucking fast food.\n\n...wait, it does count if its with another chick, yes?

    Submitted by Lovi on Oct 24, 10 at 1:12am
    • Oh. Haha. I probably don't count anyway. *British, not American, despite living in the US of A. Whoops.*

      Submitted by Lovi on Oct 24, 10 at 3:10am
  • I can. And still haven't eaten a big mac

    Submitted by worstnightmare on Oct 24, 10 at 1:35pm
  • I can. Big Macs look disgusting.

    Submitted by samantha on Oct 23, 10 at 3:58pm
  • I can't. oh and vegetarians suck... A lot. :)

    Submitted by cldean3 on Oct 23, 10 at 2:28pm
    • your MOTHER sucks a lot! don't fucking hate on us vegetarians just cause we're smarter, healthier, andt aren't going to die of a heart attack or clogged arteries by age 35.

      Submitted by mystomachurts on Oct 23, 10 at 10:26pm
      • You might not die of clogged arteries, but you will probably die of a heart attack still if you are always this angry! As far as smarter, your post certainly didn't do much to prove that point.

        Submitted by dionysus on Oct 24, 10 at 12:51am
  • I used to be one of your kind but I stopped because everyone hated me

    Submitted by warrior46 on Oct 24, 10 at 1:36am
  • Guilty right here

    Submitted by birdshooter on Oct 23, 10 at 3:25pm
  • I like how @mystomachhurts is promoting vegetarianism, but yet is clearly suffering from gi distress... I'm a vegetarian, and I feel like that hurts the argument a little

    Submitted by rocketbeast on Oct 24, 10 at 3:57am
  • Ugh. Me. I've never eaten a big mac.

    Submitted by vermonter on Oct 23, 10 at 3:31pm
  • me!!!!

    Submitted by okayleesredy on Nov 9, 10 at 12:02am
  • However a Big Mac can be shitted and flushed when you are done.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Oct 23, 10 at 3:18pm
  • Hippies are ignorant single minded asswipes who are almost as bad as tea partiers and anarchists

    Submitted by warrior46 on Oct 24, 10 at 1:31am
  • i can!!

    Submitted by rumbarbarbie on Oct 23, 10 at 4:46pm
  • Stop pretending you know everything because almost every thing you think you know is wrong go to school and learn something

    Submitted by warrior46 on Oct 24, 10 at 1:42am
  • I'm not a republican

    Submitted by warrior46 on Oct 24, 10 at 1:34am
  • Is that a challenge??

    Submitted by SALIA on Oct 24, 10 at 3:22am
  • i dont know why but me and my bf get off to tfln

    Submitted by Misssbarry on Oct 24, 10 at 2:43am
  • @electricworry: same here, and i dont see it changing any time soon

    Submitted by nick122090 on Oct 23, 10 at 2:01pm
  • I can

    Submitted by thewhitebuffalo on Mar 5, 12 at 3:52pm
  • Despite all the comments, not many Americans can say that. Good for you.

    Submitted by EJS4 on Oct 23, 10 at 8:12pm
  • I have no issue w/ vegans and vegitarians but you do realize that while meat eaters MAY suffer from heart issues eventually, you will suffer major illness if you even eat meat based broth?

    Submitted by twodou on Dec 4, 10 at 7:18pm
  • I can!! Big macs where never my thing...but pussy on the other hand, that is!

    Submitted by bankdis on Oct 24, 10 at 5:37pm
  • I'm from the U.K. This is definitely one of the best posts I've come across on here!!

    Submitted by Proudfoot on Oct 24, 10 at 1:40am
  • Fuck you hippies everyone hates you

    Submitted by warrior46 on Oct 24, 10 at 1:29am
  • I can! (actually

    Submitted by jltc on Oct 23, 10 at 2:06pm
  • I can say that!

    Submitted by mxt14 on Jan 6, 12 at 7:59pm
  • I love these arguments. I legitimately just made an account to let you guys know how much it amuses me that people care so much about TFLN. Also I've never had a big mac, have had sex. But I just don't like cheeseburgers or onions or much from McDonald's. I do love meat!

    Submitted by tricialynngrady on Oct 24, 10 at 5:42pm
  • Ummmmm... I can...

    Submitted by princessjess0019 on Oct 24, 10 at 7:36pm
  • Guy can't make a joke without it getting torn apart by all you pussies...

    Submitted by carepolice on Oct 25, 10 at 12:54am
  • It's the American dream and you lived it. My hats off to you

    Submitted by jameserlpwns on Oct 24, 10 at 1:09pm
  • Rule 156: Old enough to pee, old enough for me!!!! :)

    Submitted by TheNewRule on Oct 23, 10 at 5:52pm
  • never had a big mac. or been laid.

    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Oct 24, 10 at 11:09pm
  • @Lovi. I'm from quebec, the most socialist area in North America. I hardly need you to point out the differences between that and communism....

    Submitted by TheNewRule on Oct 24, 10 at 1:22am
    • Ah, and how exactly was I supposed to know that? I'm just responding to your comment. And tend to get jumped upon by oh-so-wonderful people who declare me a 'commie bitch woman' for my political views. Ah, well, I don't mean to start up any sort of an arument.

      Submitted by Lovi on Oct 24, 10 at 3:13am
      • *argument. Damn keyboard. Sorry about that.

        Submitted by Lovi on Oct 24, 10 at 3:15am
  • Also Rule 2785: Anyone who doesn't like Big Macs are Commies!!!!!\nAnd I love how all those bitches are saying "Me!!!" like it makes them special

    Submitted by TheNewRule on Oct 23, 10 at 5:55pm
    • ....not a communist (socialism is different, damnit), I just happen to actually care about my body and as such don't put shit into it.

      Submitted by Lovi on Oct 24, 10 at 1:16am
  • <--- this American can!

    Submitted by lilbopeep on Oct 24, 10 at 6:13am
  • I have! But I'm vegetarian and Australian.. Does that still count?

    Submitted by Catlick on Oct 24, 10 at 9:56am
  • I can, bitches!

    Submitted by dinopete on Oct 23, 10 at 4:09pm
  • the big mac pretty much refers to any "you're gunna be a fat ass for eating this" food

    Submitted by xaustin on Oct 23, 10 at 6:03pm
  • To those ignorant about vegetarianism:\nRaising animals for food is actually a primary cause of land degradation, air pollution, water shortage, water pollution, and loss of biodiversity. Doing your part to keep the world from falling to pieces hardly makes someone a "single minded asswipe." *cough*warrior46*cough*

    Submitted by snapper123 on Oct 24, 10 at 4:08pm
    • And soy is killing the rain forest. Seems there's a downside to everything.

      Submitted by Frederick on Nov 2, 10 at 7:15am
  • I can. Been laid thousands of times and never had a Big Mac, they sound gross...special sauce and onions? I'm a lettuce, pickle, mayo kinda guy..

    Submitted by Smartastic on Oct 23, 10 at 8:43pm
  • EJS4 bases that statement on extensive market research and random sample polling.

    Submitted by Hierro on Oct 23, 10 at 10:05pm
  • Me! I've never had a Big Mac before

    Submitted by HeatherLeigh on Apr 16, 11 at 11:56pm
  • You hippies don't know shit get a job and help society instead of getting high and criticizing it

    Submitted by warrior46 on Oct 24, 10 at 1:27am
    • So vegetarians equal hippies, who equal homeless people who smoke and criticize the government? Your logic is inherently flawed. Most vegetarians aren't hippies; most do it more for their health than the animals. But most vegetarians, seeing as meatless products for protein are expensive (not that you'd know, seeing as you too lack a job and probably don't pay for your own food), are middle to upper class. Most of us have jobs. Besides, meat-eaters are statistically more likely to d

      Submitted by Blammer on Oct 26, 10 at 6:08pm
  • me too. never had a big mac. never want a big mac.

    Submitted by Fletch23 on Oct 24, 10 at 10:04pm
  • I prefer a double quarter pounder

    Submitted by jtm333 on Jul 30, 11 at 3:32pm
  • I can.

    Submitted by kaitlynlee on Oct 23, 10 at 10:16pm
  • I've never had a big mac and have been laid,nor am I vegitarian. It's not that difficult to do

    Submitted by bigdaddy03 on Oct 30, 10 at 9:11am
  • Me! I do not like Big Macs. I do understand the sentiment though.

    Submitted by keezingpenguin on Oct 23, 10 at 4:27pm
  • Never eaten meat never mind a big mac and I've gotten laid....

    Submitted by haviva99 on Oct 23, 10 at 11:12pm
  • I hate big macs and I'm def not a virgin

    Submitted by jcorpse666 on Oct 24, 10 at 9:19am
  • Me. Never ever had a big mac, and I don't plan to... Gross.

    Submitted by blahzeblah on Oct 25, 10 at 1:41pm
  • Haha I can and I'm NOT a vegetarian, I just never ate fast food when I was in high shool

    Submitted by irish_rose on Oct 25, 10 at 2:40am
  • As with everyone of breeding, I can say that. While I love meat, nothing which comes from McDonalds falls into my definition of the word. Go be poor somewhere else.

    Submitted by exosus on Aug 1, 11 at 10:40pm
  • I got laid 4 years before my first (and only) big mac

    Submitted by butterf1yy on Oct 24, 10 at 9:02pm
  • I haven't had a big Mac because I'm to busy GOING TO SCHOOL in the 8th grade so I can go high school and then GO TO DUKE to get a DEGREE so I can make a shit load of money

    Submitted by warrior46 on Oct 24, 10 at 1:52am
    • Haha... I love how children think they know everything. Duke? Good luck with that. If you're using that grammar and those words, you aren't going anywhere.

      Submitted by Blammer on Oct 26, 10 at 6:02pm
      • And to be a hypocrite: There needs to be a period after that and you're should be capitalized. (I need a new keyboard.)

        Submitted by Blammer on Oct 26, 10 at 6:03pm
  • I can. Do I win something AWESOME?!

    Submitted by asteriodB612 on Oct 27, 10 at 2:11am