how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
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Me. I hit it all the time and I've never had a Big Mac.
probably all the vegetarians in america
Hell yeah! We have our priorities on meat straight...
> implying a big mac can be called meat
I've never eaten a Big Mac and never want to. Gross. And I've been laid.
Vegetarians are douche bags
Well, I've never had a Big Mac, so I'm gonna go with this girl right here.
I would, but that would imply I've had a big mac.
i cant :( \nbut hey, i'm not American ;)
Both are murder...and delicious.
I ate a Big Mac right before I got laid for the first time.
Vegetarians aren't healthier then meat eaters, proteins and vitamins given by meat can't be obtained by anything besides meat.. Go fuck urselfffff, big macs rule<3
That's completely untrue - there's protein in lots of things that aren't meat, and vitamins come in pills. I'm not veg, but I don't see the problem with it, as it can be just as healthy.\n\nMy problem is your ignorance. You should probably try and take better advantage of our education system. I hear if you play it right, you can get free school ALL THE WAY through High School! Think about it.
Too many veggies on a big mac
Stop getting high and bitching about everything ever and get a job so you actually help society for once in your worthless lives
I can. Haha.
Thankfully at least one. Fucking fast food.\n\n...wait, it does count if its with another chick, yes?
Oh. Haha. I probably don't count anyway. *British, not American, despite living in the US of A. Whoops.*
I can. Big Macs look disgusting.
I can. And still haven't eaten a big mac
I can't. oh and vegetarians suck... A lot. :)
your MOTHER sucks a lot! don't fucking hate on us vegetarians just cause we're smarter, healthier, andt aren't going to die of a heart attack or clogged arteries by age 35.
You might not die of clogged arteries, but you will probably die of a heart attack still if you are always this angry! As far as smarter, your post certainly didn't do much to prove that point.
Ugh. Me. I've never eaten a big mac.
However a Big Mac can be shitted and flushed when you are done.
I used to be one of your kind but I stopped because everyone hated me
I like how @mystomachhurts is promoting vegetarianism, but yet is clearly suffering from gi distress... I'm a vegetarian, and I feel like that hurts the argument a little
Guilty right here
Stop pretending you know everything because almost every thing you think you know is wrong go to school and learn something
Is that a challenge??
I'm not a republican
Hippies are ignorant single minded asswipes who are almost as bad as tea partiers and anarchists
i dont know why but me and my bf get off to tfln
@electricworry: same here, and i dont see it changing any time soon
Despite all the comments, not many Americans can say that. Good for you.
I have no issue w/ vegans and vegitarians but you do realize that while meat eaters MAY suffer from heart issues eventually, you will suffer major illness if you even eat meat based broth?
Fuck you hippies everyone hates you
I can!! Big macs where never my thing...but pussy on the other hand, that is!
I can! (actually
I love these arguments. I legitimately just made an account to let you guys know how much it amuses me that people care so much about TFLN. Also I've never had a big mac, have had sex. But I just don't like cheeseburgers or onions or much from McDonald's. I do love meat!
I'm from the U.K. This is definitely one of the best posts I've come across on here!!
I can say that!
Ummmmm... I can...
It's the American dream and you lived it. My hats off to you
Guy can't make a joke without it getting torn apart by all you pussies...
Rule 156: Old enough to pee, old enough for me!!!! :)
never had a big mac. or been laid.
@Lovi. I'm from quebec, the most socialist area in North America. I hardly need you to point out the differences between that and communism....
Ah, and how exactly was I supposed to know that? I'm just responding to your comment. And tend to get jumped upon by oh-so-wonderful people who declare me a 'commie bitch woman' for my political views. Ah, well, I don't mean to start up any sort of an arument.
*argument. Damn keyboard. Sorry about that.
<--- this American can!
I can. Been laid thousands of times and never had a Big Mac, they sound gross...special sauce and onions? I'm a lettuce, pickle, mayo kinda guy..
Also Rule 2785: Anyone who doesn't like Big Macs are Commies!!!!!\nAnd I love how all those bitches are saying "Me!!!" like it makes them special
....not a communist (socialism is different, damnit), I just happen to actually care about my body and as such don't put shit into it.
the big mac pretty much refers to any "you're gunna be a fat ass for eating this" food
To those ignorant about vegetarianism:\nRaising animals for food is actually a primary cause of land degradation, air pollution, water shortage, water pollution, and loss of biodiversity. Doing your part to keep the world from falling to pieces hardly makes someone a "single minded asswipe." *cough*warrior46*cough*
And soy is killing the rain forest. Seems there's a downside to everything.
I can, bitches!
I have! But I'm vegetarian and Australian.. Does that still count?
I prefer a double quarter pounder
You hippies don't know shit get a job and help society instead of getting high and criticizing it
So vegetarians equal hippies, who equal homeless people who smoke and criticize the government? Your logic is inherently flawed. Most vegetarians aren't hippies; most do it more for their health than the animals. But most vegetarians, seeing as meatless products for protein are expensive (not that you'd know, seeing as you too lack a job and probably don't pay for your own food), are middle to upper class. Most of us have jobs. Besides, meat-eaters are statistically more likely to d
EJS4 bases that statement on extensive market research and random sample polling.
Me! I've never had a Big Mac before
me too. never had a big mac. never want a big mac.
Never eaten meat never mind a big mac and I've gotten laid....
Me! I do not like Big Macs. I do understand the sentiment though.
I've never had a big mac and have been laid,nor am I vegitarian. It's not that difficult to do
Uhhh point taken\n\n\n-12 year old
Me. Never ever had a big mac, and I don't plan to... Gross.
Haha I can and I'm NOT a vegetarian, I just never ate fast food when I was in high shool
I hate big macs and I'm def not a virgin
As with everyone of breeding, I can say that. While I love meat, nothing which comes from McDonalds falls into my definition of the word. Go be poor somewhere else.
I got laid 4 years before my first (and only) big mac
I haven't had a big Mac because I'm to busy GOING TO SCHOOL in the 8th grade so I can go high school and then GO TO DUKE to get a DEGREE so I can make a shit load of money
Haha... I love how children think they know everything. Duke? Good luck with that. If you're using that grammar and those words, you aren't going anywhere.
And to be a hypocrite: There needs to be a period after that and you're should be capitalized. (I need a new keyboard.)
I can. Do I win something AWESOME?!