he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
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Rule 147: If his dick is green, covered in scales, ad has a tongue that keeps slipping out, he probably has an STD of some type.....
Did you insert it into your mouth with a straight face?
Ok "thenewrule" I totaly agre lol man I'd hate to see that agian ugh
Definitely the kid who showed me his dick pic in middle school. Called it his iguana.
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Alright, is it just me? Or is mikescott kind of, oh I don't know, a fuck face?
It's just you. :D
alright, is it just me? or is TheNewRule kind of, oh i dont know, retarded?
maybe youre asian and he wanted to prove godzilla is real
Don't worry. It may just be a gecko.
Point, laugh and then run screaming!