he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
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Rule 147: If his dick is green, covered in scales, ad has a tongue that keeps slipping out, he probably has an STD of some type.....
Did you insert it into your mouth with a straight face?
Alright, is it just me? Or is mikescott kind of, oh I don't know, a fuck face?
It's just you. :D
Ok "thenewrule" I totaly agre lol man I'd hate to see that agian ugh
Definitely the kid who showed me his dick pic in middle school. Called it his iguana.
Don't worry. It may just be a gecko.
Bonus: it can also save you money on car insurance
alright, is it just me? or is TheNewRule kind of, oh i dont know, retarded?
maybe youre asian and he wanted to prove godzilla is real
Point, laugh and then run screaming!