i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
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Well did you?
Actually he meant "Is that a serious question? Of course I banged her. Twice!"
Haha ;) ur kinda funny
Proud to be apart of the 516.
I would have shit on her
and by "seriously" he means, "FUCK! Why the hell didn't I think of that sooner!?!?!"
It's your fault for not locking the door
Yeah cuz I feel oh so sexy after getting body refuse spewed all over my crotch. *Rolls Eyes* http://whatIdesiredtosay.wordpress.com
Sigh. And to think I'm part of the 516 :P.
Thts fucked wht would you ask tht?
What a tune not to be doing an upper decker! Otherwise Im still laughing
I've totally had this happen before.
OMG! WTF? ROTFLMAO!!
You should have given her an Alabama hot pocket!
It is called a lock. Use it to avoid situations like this in the future.
This definitely could've been me and my friend.
im from 516 too!
God wants you to get a blumpkin.