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  • 73 56
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Nov 8, 10 at 4:44pm

    better than waking up on the curb I suppose?

  • 66 49
    Submitted by UFeelinIt_AZ on Nov 8, 10 at 10:32pm

    @Rick_Scott... How do you have time to read and comment on every status? I think u should fire yourself... Or atleast retire.

  • 70 61
    Submitted by niceman on Nov 8, 10 at 4:24pm

    That just means he got you drunk, gave you two ambien pills, then invited all his boys over. They took turns and came all over you. Then, they dropped your ass into the tub to wash away the jizz.

  • 63 50
    Submitted by radosity on Nov 8, 10 at 3:47pm

    How can their sex life be bad if she's waking up in the bathtub?

    • 49 62
      Submitted by said8ED on Nov 9, 10 at 4:53pm

      As long as it's not full of ice......

  • 56 39
    Submitted by said8ED on Nov 9, 10 at 4:52pm

    rick_scott, you douchebag, you've got me thumbing up the trolls

    • 37 60
      Submitted by ttesroD on Nov 10, 10 at 4:18am

      Can we agree that he should die in a fire to appease the Irony Gods?

      • 45 54
        Submitted by said8ED on Nov 10, 10 at 11:39pm

        Fire cleanses all

  • 56 49
    Submitted by ttesroD on Nov 10, 10 at 3:58am

    Ah, but it's also the third Saturday in a row that you fucked each other hard enough to cause amnesia

  • 57 52
    Submitted by Devan_Chandler on Nov 9, 10 at 2:33am

    You all are stupid and who ever made this sucks at making this one !(:

  • 54 54
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 9, 10 at 4:46am

    Berthed than waking up with rick_scott and getting fired.

  • 51 54
    Submitted by hentailover on Nov 8, 10 at 11:18pm

    Rick_scott is sorta lame. I mean, if it was actually funny, maybe I'd understand........

  • 55 74
    Submitted by mogmog on Nov 8, 10 at 5:02pm

    Does your ass hurt, your jaw ache, your pussy is purple, and you're clothesless? If so, you have become the neighborhood jizz jar.

    • 42 48
      Submitted by ttesroD on Nov 11, 10 at 3:22am

      A bit lengthy, but I'm liking the phrase "jizz jar" on principle of originality

  • 31 37
    Submitted by LD83 on Oct 10, 11 at 3:02am

    She had to use the jets in the tub to get off..

  • 47 71
    Submitted by rick_scott on Nov 8, 10 at 6:36pm

    This hoebag is fired!