It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
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@Rick_Scott... How do you have time to read and comment on every status? I think u should fire yourself... Or atleast retire.
better than waking up on the curb I suppose?
How can their sex life be bad if she's waking up in the bathtub?
As long as it's not full of ice......
rick_scott, you douchebag, you've got me thumbing up the trolls
Can we agree that he should die in a fire to appease the Irony Gods?
Fire cleanses all
That just means he got you drunk, gave you two ambien pills, then invited all his boys over. They took turns and came all over you. Then, they dropped your ass into the tub to wash away the jizz.
You all are stupid and who ever made this sucks at making this one !(:
Rick_scott is sorta lame. I mean, if it was actually funny, maybe I'd understand........
Berthed than waking up with rick_scott and getting fired.
Ah, but it's also the third Saturday in a row that you fucked each other hard enough to cause amnesia
Does your ass hurt, your jaw ache, your pussy is purple, and you're clothesless? If so, you have become the neighborhood jizz jar.
A bit lengthy, but I'm liking the phrase "jizz jar" on principle of originality
She had to use the jets in the tub to get off..
This hoebag is fired!