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  • Get some chips and a condom

    Submitted by facey on Nov 8, 10 at 4:19pm
  • Fuck the bowl, eat the girl, sell the salsa

    Submitted by mogmog on Nov 8, 10 at 5:04pm
  • She's in a bowl of salsa? My God, how big is that fucking bowl????

    Submitted by niceman on Nov 8, 10 at 4:26pm
  • I know this is where dirty jokes reign supreme, but really, this sounds more like Adventures in Babysitting... I mean, babies fit in bowls at least you know?

    Submitted by bluegirl25 on Nov 8, 10 at 8:58pm
  • Two words: sour cream.

    Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Nov 8, 10 at 9:34pm
  • The drunk girl thought he said "I enjoy tacos and clits in salsa" she thought it would be romantic if she prepared an all you can eat buffet. He walked in the room and told her "I don't swing that way"

    Submitted by reesalaurin on Nov 8, 10 at 9:49pm
  • Buy her more chips and run away!

    Submitted by AllieFalcon07 on Nov 8, 10 at 10:02pm
  • Go drill seargant on her. Both literally and figuratively.

    Submitted by radosity on Nov 8, 10 at 3:48pm
  • Maybe help her??

    Submitted by Taipan on Nov 8, 10 at 3:45pm
  • I'd think it's obvious: Her.

    Submitted by redshift on Nov 8, 10 at 8:17pm
  • Gotta be UC Irvine.

    Submitted by deenjiee on Nov 8, 10 at 10:24pm
  • Point out that salsa was not intended for vaginal use. Get her some chips and go to town.

    Submitted by tturnpaw on Nov 9, 10 at 2:10am
  • Hmmmmmmmm... GET SOME

    Submitted by shughes57 on Feb 22, 11 at 12:16pm
  • Take a picture!

    Submitted by SALIA on Nov 8, 10 at 3:22pm
  • First time drinking?

    Submitted by Shifrit01 on Nov 9, 10 at 12:07pm
  • First, make sure what's in the bowl is not a miscarriage, and then pour an ice cold glass of water on her while yelling party.

    Submitted by destructo on Nov 8, 10 at 7:18pm
  • Mogmog gave the correct answer. Everyone else is fired!

    Submitted by rick_scott on Nov 8, 10 at 6:17pm
  • I'm guessing she tried to masturbate with salsa because the "spicy" myth is somewhat popular. Eat her out. P.S. if prick_Scott posts a comment after this he's fired.

    Submitted by H8torade on Nov 10, 10 at 6:21am
  • This really is a twist on the Taco thing

    Submitted by said8ED on Nov 9, 10 at 4:29pm
  • Oh my what the fuck can u do but go to bed..KRAZY shit!!

    Submitted by sesassone on Nov 8, 10 at 11:21pm
  • Haha...this is local to me (949). I need to meet these people! :)

    Submitted by indigo_dream on Nov 8, 10 at 3:58pm
  • "bowl of salsa" is a nickname my friends and I have for that thing chicks put in their snatch to catch their period-stuff. Gross

    Submitted by TheNewRule on Nov 8, 10 at 4:39pm