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  • Submitted by facey on Nov 8, 10 at 4:19pm

    Get some chips and a condom

  • Submitted by mogmog on Nov 8, 10 at 5:04pm

    Fuck the bowl, eat the girl, sell the salsa

  • Submitted by niceman on Nov 8, 10 at 4:26pm

    She's in a bowl of salsa? My God, how big is that fucking bowl????

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    Submitted by bluegirl25 on Nov 8, 10 at 8:58pm

    I know this is where dirty jokes reign supreme, but really, this sounds more like Adventures in Babysitting... I mean, babies fit in bowls at least you know?

  • Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Nov 8, 10 at 9:34pm

    Two words: sour cream.

  • Submitted by reesalaurin on Nov 8, 10 at 9:49pm

    The drunk girl thought he said "I enjoy tacos and clits in salsa" she thought it would be romantic if she prepared an all you can eat buffet. He walked in the room and told her "I don't swing that way"

  • Submitted by AllieFalcon07 on Nov 8, 10 at 10:02pm

    Buy her more chips and run away!

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    Submitted by radosity on Nov 8, 10 at 3:48pm

    Go drill seargant on her. Both literally and figuratively.

  • Submitted by redshift on Nov 8, 10 at 8:17pm

    I'd think it's obvious: Her.

  • Submitted by Taipan on Nov 8, 10 at 3:45pm

    Maybe help her??

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    Submitted by deenjiee on Nov 8, 10 at 10:24pm

    Gotta be UC Irvine.

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    Submitted by tturnpaw on Nov 9, 10 at 2:10am

    Point out that salsa was not intended for vaginal use. Get her some chips and go to town.

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    Submitted by shughes57 on Feb 22, 11 at 12:16pm

    Hmmmmmmmm... GET SOME

  • Submitted by SALIA on Nov 8, 10 at 3:22pm

    Take a picture!

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    Submitted by Shifrit01 on Nov 9, 10 at 12:07pm

    First time drinking?

  • Submitted by destructo on Nov 8, 10 at 7:18pm

    First, make sure what's in the bowl is not a miscarriage, and then pour an ice cold glass of water on her while yelling party.

  • Submitted by rick_scott on Nov 8, 10 at 6:17pm

    Mogmog gave the correct answer. Everyone else is fired!

  • Submitted by H8torade on Nov 10, 10 at 6:21am

    I'm guessing she tried to masturbate with salsa because the "spicy" myth is somewhat popular. Eat her out. P.S. if prick_Scott posts a comment after this he's fired.

  • Submitted by said8ED on Nov 9, 10 at 4:29pm

    This really is a twist on the Taco thing

  • Submitted by sesassone on Nov 8, 10 at 11:21pm

    Oh my what the fuck can u do but go to bed..KRAZY shit!!

  • Submitted by indigo_dream on Nov 8, 10 at 3:58pm

    Haha...this is local to me (949). I need to meet these people! :)

  • Submitted by TheNewRule on Nov 8, 10 at 4:39pm

    "bowl of salsa" is a nickname my friends and I have for that thing chicks put in their snatch to catch their period-stuff. Gross