shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
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Get some chips and a condom
Fuck the bowl, eat the girl, sell the salsa
She's in a bowl of salsa? My God, how big is that fucking bowl????
I know this is where dirty jokes reign supreme, but really, this sounds more like Adventures in Babysitting... I mean, babies fit in bowls at least you know?
Two words: sour cream.
Buy her more chips and run away!
The drunk girl thought he said "I enjoy tacos and clits in salsa" she thought it would be romantic if she prepared an all you can eat buffet. He walked in the room and told her "I don't swing that way"
Maybe help her??
Go drill seargant on her. Both literally and figuratively.
I'd think it's obvious: Her.
Gotta be UC Irvine.
Point out that salsa was not intended for vaginal use. Get her some chips and go to town.
Hmmmmmmmm... GET SOME
I'm guessing she tried to masturbate with salsa because the "spicy" myth is somewhat popular. Eat her out. P.S. if prick_Scott posts a comment after this he's fired.
First time drinking?
Mogmog gave the correct answer. Everyone else is fired!
Take a picture!
First, make sure what's in the bowl is not a miscarriage, and then pour an ice cold glass of water on her while yelling party.
This really is a twist on the Taco thing
Oh my what the fuck can u do but go to bed..KRAZY shit!!
Haha...this is local to me (949). I need to meet these people! :)
"bowl of salsa" is a nickname my friends and I have for that thing chicks put in their snatch to catch their period-stuff. Gross