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  • Submitted by IDOL on Sep 15, 10 at 2:30pm

    Then maybe you should have sex...then he wouldn't be mad.

  • Submitted by K66Aggression on Sep 15, 10 at 2:11pm

    now how are you gonna tease a man like that, man law dictates an automatic bj

  • Submitted by Taipan on Sep 15, 10 at 3:13pm

    Maybe your subconscious is trying to tell you something...

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    Submitted by ilovewhores on Sep 15, 10 at 4:50pm

    even your subconsious is whorish. you seem like a keeper

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    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Sep 15, 10 at 2:43pm

    mom, please leave dad alone.....he has work in the morning....

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    Submitted by manduhluv on Sep 15, 10 at 10:52pm

    Hahahahaha one of the few that actually had me laughing!

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    Submitted by submitfavorites on Sep 15, 10 at 3:49pm

    i really wouldn't be surprised if my housemate was the guy in this text

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    Submitted by Maynecat on Sep 15, 10 at 2:16pm

    I'm a female n even I agree that deserves a BJ. Although when u have dreams about him cheating, u should be getting oral too

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    Submitted by tu_madre on Sep 15, 10 at 2:14pm

    I'm sick of seeing texts that start with "apparently."

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      Submitted by colabea on Sep 15, 10 at 5:59pm

      have ya been to college?