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  • Then maybe you should have sex...then he wouldn't be mad.

    Submitted by IDOL on Sep 15, 10 at 2:30pm
  • now how are you gonna tease a man like that, man law dictates an automatic bj

    Submitted by K66Aggression on Sep 15, 10 at 2:11pm
  • Maybe your subconscious is trying to tell you something...

    Submitted by Taipan on Sep 15, 10 at 3:13pm
  • mom, please leave dad alone.....he has work in the morning....

    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Sep 15, 10 at 2:43pm
  • even your subconsious is whorish. you seem like a keeper

    Submitted by ilovewhores on Sep 15, 10 at 4:50pm
  • I'm a female n even I agree that deserves a BJ. Although when u have dreams about him cheating, u should be getting oral too

    Submitted by Maynecat on Sep 15, 10 at 2:16pm
  • Hahahahaha one of the few that actually had me laughing!

    Submitted by manduhluv on Sep 15, 10 at 10:52pm
  • i really wouldn't be surprised if my housemate was the guy in this text

    Submitted by submitfavorites on Sep 15, 10 at 3:49pm
  • I'm sick of seeing texts that start with "apparently."

    Submitted by tu_madre on Sep 15, 10 at 2:14pm