Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?