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  • Submitted by smartass94 on Oct 5, 10 at 6:25pm

    you know what kinds of foods are shaped like penises? THE BEST KINDS!

  • Submitted by Manupbeotch on Oct 5, 10 at 9:53pm

    Seems like a lot of people are commenting about how immature this text/anyone who laughs at it is. But cmon, if a girl just lovingly gave you a blowjob and then proceeds to practically throatfuck her popsicle an hour later, any sane man will probably at least smile. Just sayin..

  • Submitted by Sash on Oct 5, 10 at 4:28pm

    How mature. Was it your first blowjob??

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      Submitted by said8ED on Oct 6, 10 at 2:35am

      likely one of the last from her

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    Submitted by jdpoe1 on Oct 5, 10 at 4:20pm

    This made me laugh

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    Submitted by melissalovely on Oct 5, 10 at 11:37pm

    And that's how you lose blow job-receiving priveleges...

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    Submitted by cyoung on Oct 6, 10 at 10:33am

    I think everyone here gave up their rights to maturity when they came to tfln in the first place. Which is exactly the point of tfln. Also this text made me lol hard.

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    Submitted by gdbear30 on Oct 6, 10 at 2:08am

    ...or getting a boner...

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      Submitted by said8ED on Oct 6, 10 at 11:43am

      true that

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    Submitted by Valkyrie on Oct 5, 10 at 9:01pm

    The1ChuckNorris, Chuck Norris jokes are about as mature as this text. (and I'm pretty sure the real Chuck Norris would punch you in the cunt...)

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    Submitted by archer79 on Oct 5, 10 at 5:02pm

    Go back to romper room and leave the BJs for the big boys

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    Submitted by steeldude on Oct 5, 10 at 8:01pm

    there is no period, its all the time

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    Submitted by The1ChuckNorris on Oct 5, 10 at 4:56pm

    There's a lifetime period of mouth discomfort after giving Chuck head good luck laughing then

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      Submitted by said8ED on Oct 6, 10 at 11:44am

      Chuckie's got a vag.

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    Submitted by sarahkk on Oct 6, 10 at 11:30pm

    hahahahahahah

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    Submitted by purplecow on Oct 5, 10 at 4:08pm

    This is a win

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    Submitted by JZ17 on Oct 5, 10 at 6:24pm

    What are we 13? Lets grow up

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    Submitted by fuzznut2 on Oct 5, 10 at 8:45pm

    I'm so going to show my boyfriend this... Best girlfriend ever

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    Submitted by thebatman on Oct 5, 10 at 9:25pm

    n00bz