There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
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you know what kinds of foods are shaped like penises? THE BEST KINDS!
Seems like a lot of people are commenting about how immature this text/anyone who laughs at it is. But cmon, if a girl just lovingly gave you a blowjob and then proceeds to practically throatfuck her popsicle an hour later, any sane man will probably at least smile. Just sayin..
How mature. Was it your first blowjob??
likely one of the last from her
And that's how you lose blow job-receiving priveleges...
This made me laugh
There's a lifetime period of mouth discomfort after giving Chuck head good luck laughing then
Chuckie's got a vag.
The1ChuckNorris, Chuck Norris jokes are about as mature as this text. (and I'm pretty sure the real Chuck Norris would punch you in the cunt...)
What are we 13? Lets grow up
...or getting a boner...
This is a win
I think everyone here gave up their rights to maturity when they came to tfln in the first place. Which is exactly the point of tfln. Also this text made me lol hard.
there is no period, its all the time
Go back to romper room and leave the BJs for the big boys
I'm so going to show my boyfriend this... Best girlfriend ever