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  • Handjob is the man's job. Blowjob is yo job

    Submitted by NPH9384 on Feb 15, 11 at 2:53pm
    • I'm saving this one for a favorite just because of this comment, bahaha.

      Submitted by SserPrun95 on Feb 15, 11 at 4:55pm
    • Folk wisdom for the txt generation. You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.

      Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Feb 16, 11 at 3:15am
    • awesome! i've been wondering what's with all the handjob talk on TFLN. Seriously...what's the point?!?!

      Submitted by CIT on Feb 16, 11 at 10:35am
  • he has hands. he can give himself a handjob. if you got a vagina job for him, im sure he'll accept.

    Submitted by ThizzGOBLIN on Feb 15, 11 at 2:35pm
  • Handjob? Are we in 7th grade?

    Submitted by lem0n on Feb 15, 11 at 3:36pm
  • Maybe you're horrible at handjobs...

    Submitted by summersalad33 on Feb 15, 11 at 2:22pm
  • what? I turn em down all the time. who needs em?\nI'll just wait and get that bj later.

    Submitted by steaksauce on Feb 15, 11 at 2:29pm
  • "Who the fuck wants a handjob?!" - Turtle

    Submitted by jankage on Feb 15, 11 at 5:54pm
  • Bad night and a reality check.

    Submitted by realist on Feb 15, 11 at 2:17pm
  • I'd still fuck around with Jessica...there's just more cushion.

    Submitted by colan08 on Feb 15, 11 at 4:39pm
  • What is Jessica Simpson good at hjs I wouldve guessed she was better at bjs

    Submitted by tipsyseattlegirl on Feb 15, 11 at 2:20pm
  • Jessica is curvy and totally HOT.

    Submitted by Rasetsu on Feb 17, 11 at 10:00pm
  • No you're not. Jessica Simpson is fat now, but she's still hot.

    Submitted by arthurlux on Feb 15, 11 at 4:39pm
    • She's getting away from hot, but, in her day.......okay, I'm done

      Submitted by said8ED on Feb 15, 11 at 8:06pm
  • I'll take it

    Submitted by addiictiive1 on Feb 16, 11 at 6:33pm
  • @ejswimmer.... Uh, Sorry but I'm the one wearing the lipstick....and if a guy is really that concerned about the lipstick shit then they must not be getting a good BJ at the time! You've obviously had some complaints.... Just sayin.

    Submitted by just_s4yin on Feb 16, 11 at 11:47pm
  • Might be 6th graders. Lame.

    Submitted by Michguy on Feb 15, 11 at 6:56pm
  • I think one major point all of you are overlooking is that OP is fat. That may have something to do with this rejection...

    Submitted by TH3N355 on Feb 15, 11 at 8:17pm
  • Make no mistake.. You will never be Jessica Simpson. She just officially became a billionaire! So good for her if she wants to pack a little more curve.

    Submitted by rotflmfao on Feb 15, 11 at 11:33pm
    • Whatever she is (fat, lousy at oral, etc.), she's NOT a billionaire. Not even close.

      Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Feb 16, 11 at 3:19am
  • Hand jobs are for high school..\ni'd fuckin turn down an HJ, i guarantee no other hand can do as well as my own, why waste the time.

    Submitted by FuckWhatYouKnow on Feb 15, 11 at 11:34pm
    • Yeah, the main reason I'd be using my hand is foreplay. Or afterplay. Which, with enough afterplay, it becomes foreplay again.

      Submitted by Masquerade90 on Feb 16, 11 at 12:56pm
  • What self respecting woman gives a hand job?! If there's a job to be done, it's gotta be a BJ. Who wouldn't want to do that for their guy, seriously people!

    Submitted by just_s4yin on Feb 15, 11 at 10:28pm
    • Well I guess if you want lipstick all over your dick...

      Submitted by ejswimmer on Feb 16, 11 at 12:48pm
      • Lipstick on my dick...the horror! Nevermind the splooge and spit, no, lipstick is the real problem in giving a BJ.

        Submitted by TMedStud on Feb 16, 11 at 10:43pm