He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
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Handjob is the man's job. Blowjob is yo job
I'm saving this one for a favorite just because of this comment, bahaha.
Folk wisdom for the txt generation. You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.
awesome! i've been wondering what's with all the handjob talk on TFLN. Seriously...what's the point?!?!
he has hands. he can give himself a handjob. if you got a vagina job for him, im sure he'll accept.
Handjob? Are we in 7th grade?
Maybe you're horrible at handjobs...
what? I turn em down all the time. who needs em?\nI'll just wait and get that bj later.
"Who the fuck wants a handjob?!" - Turtle
Bad night and a reality check.
I'd still fuck around with Jessica...there's just more cushion.
What is Jessica Simpson good at hjs I wouldve guessed she was better at bjs
Jessica is curvy and totally HOT.
No you're not. Jessica Simpson is fat now, but she's still hot.
She's getting away from hot, but, in her day.......okay, I'm done
I'll take it
@ejswimmer.... Uh, Sorry but I'm the one wearing the lipstick....and if a guy is really that concerned about the lipstick shit then they must not be getting a good BJ at the time! You've obviously had some complaints.... Just sayin.
You're a guy wearing lipstick... Lovely.
Might be 6th graders. Lame.
I think one major point all of you are overlooking is that OP is fat. That may have something to do with this rejection...
Make no mistake.. You will never be Jessica Simpson. She just officially became a billionaire! So good for her if she wants to pack a little more curve.
Whatever she is (fat, lousy at oral, etc.), she's NOT a billionaire. Not even close.
Hand jobs are for high school..\ni'd fuckin turn down an HJ, i guarantee no other hand can do as well as my own, why waste the time.
Yeah, the main reason I'd be using my hand is foreplay. Or afterplay. Which, with enough afterplay, it becomes foreplay again.
What self respecting woman gives a hand job?! If there's a job to be done, it's gotta be a BJ. Who wouldn't want to do that for their guy, seriously people!
Well I guess if you want lipstick all over your dick...
Lipstick on my dick...the horror! Nevermind the splooge and spit, no, lipstick is the real problem in giving a BJ.