His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
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E.T. = phone home...pronto
Did it glow?
E.T. Phone a doctor.
Was he poiting at you and chanting the word "ouch"?
"ET bone home"
yay for drew barrymore movies
This scared me.
Looked like a deformed Tootsie Roll?
She sucked his slong fingaaa
It maybe ET's fingure looks like his dick
I've been there....
Did u phone home, or suck it???
RofLmfao, funniest I've read this week
Ewww gross u better phone home
Does it light up when it touches something it likes too???
take me to your dealer
U kno u like old, green, and wrinkly dicks
Well so does urs
Poor fella. Every girl who sees it will make that same association. I wonder if he thinks it looks like E.T.'s finger.
The specificity of these comparisions make me wonder. There are no women on the Internet or Information in the kitchen, therefore a man wrote this.
does anyone else find TheRuleBook's recent sexist comments annoying? i'm not offended.. it's just stupid and annoying
Leave the sexist comments to the pros, dude.
Dude, we get it. LOL MISOGYNY ITS SO ORIGINAL. Now will you go back to being funny?
yes, but did it lite up at the end?
Hey I think the rule book is actually right about something