nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
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it better then mid stroke it going out, and leaving you 'hanging'
I don't think "hanging" is the most accurate description - maybe "standing there". :D
Could have been worse, your wife couldve cut off your penis and threw it in front of a moving car
Comcast owes everyone a hand job. Or at least some lube before they slam it in.
that would probably be an extra "service charge"
Yeah no shit it was based on the real events of Loraina Bobbet. But his exact post was the exact line from both the book and the movie. Some random trivia for you: you like penis in and around your mouth!
always gotta keep some stashed away on the HD! just in case!
There is always that. Good Fight Club reference.
Not necessarily a fight club reference. Fight club referenced the real events of Loraina Bobbet chopping off her drunk husbands dick in the middle of the night then driving away and tossing his appendage into a field. Just some random trivia for you.
As long as the right service technician shows up, you'll be fine.
You should go to the sales office and demand your refund.
Get a smartphone
Lots and lots of things worse than that. But you'll grow up one day and learn.
How the hell is this a good night
Or you could grow an imagination.
Archer, did you really just say the word "weenie" when belitting the OP about saying "sesh?" Wow, thats ironic... so much in that text is sad that idk where to begin.
just give the comcast guy a bj for free internet. it not homo if you are getting more the worm cum in your face
@cheezdetector- there's always that.
or you could go talk to girls with your mouth. that way you're not a total loser and your odds of having to do it yourself go way down.
Hahaha spot on, I know the feeling.
Manup, that was kind of the point of using "weenie" when i posted
WTF? Use your damn imagination or memory if you've ever gotten any. Also, you sound like a major weenie for the usage of "sesh." as a woman, I wouldn't do you just for that alone. Go buy some dang movies, cheapo
Oy, quit giving us chicks a bad name. I fully empathize with this guy.
I empathize too, and want to agree with you and your usage of "oy", but your name makes you sound like a weenie too. ChugThatMalibu? Like, dont get me wrong. malibu is delicious. but chugging material it is not. that is a lot of very low alcohol content liquor to be chugging. sooo inefficient. \n\nI still like you though. and "sesh" may sound stupid but this dudes sentiment is totally easy to relate to...porn movies suck balls and are expensive to boot. who needs all that shit dialogue/
I wish you could like responses, this is like worthy
Agreed, that sucks, but he definitely could have been better prepared. Always have a paper backup!