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  • it better then mid stroke it going out, and leaving you 'hanging'

    Submitted by jennyftb on Oct 24, 10 at 3:46pm
    • I don't think "hanging" is the most accurate description - maybe "standing there". :D

      Submitted by said8ED on Oct 24, 10 at 7:00pm
  • Could have been worse, your wife couldve cut off your penis and threw it in front of a moving car

    Submitted by CheezeDetector on Oct 24, 10 at 3:40pm
  • Comcast owes everyone a hand job. Or at least some lube before they slam it in.

    Submitted by SoMuchStupidity on Oct 24, 10 at 4:31pm
  • that would probably be an extra "service charge"

    Submitted by sailor_man on Oct 24, 10 at 8:44pm
  • always gotta keep some stashed away on the HD! just in case!

    Submitted by azrx on Oct 24, 10 at 4:11pm
  • Yeah no shit it was based on the real events of Loraina Bobbet. But his exact post was the exact line from both the book and the movie. Some random trivia for you: you like penis in and around your mouth!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 10 at 4:44pm
  • There is always that. Good Fight Club reference.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 10 at 3:45pm
    • Not necessarily a fight club reference. Fight club referenced the real events of Loraina Bobbet chopping off her drunk husbands dick in the middle of the night then driving away and tossing his appendage into a field. Just some random trivia for you.

      Submitted by chiodo34 on Oct 24, 10 at 3:55pm
  • As long as the right service technician shows up, you'll be fine.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Oct 25, 10 at 2:14am
  • You should go to the sales office and demand your refund.

    Submitted by travelmanic on Oct 26, 10 at 7:36am
  • Lmao!

    Submitted by disbz215 on Oct 26, 10 at 1:50am
  • Get a smartphone

    Submitted by 2144571774 on Oct 25, 10 at 8:40am
  • Dad?

    Submitted by heavyweight420 on Oct 24, 10 at 4:04pm
  • Lots and lots of things worse than that. But you'll grow up one day and learn.

    Submitted by JJdoggie on Oct 24, 10 at 5:24pm
  • Archer, did you really just say the word "weenie" when belitting the OP about saying "sesh?" Wow, thats ironic... so much in that text is sad that idk where to begin.

    Submitted by Manupbeotch on Oct 24, 10 at 9:07pm
  • How the hell is this a good night

    Submitted by MissWashington on Oct 24, 10 at 10:42pm
  • Or you could grow an imagination.

    Submitted by grendalia on Oct 25, 10 at 3:48pm
  • just give the comcast guy a bj for free internet. it not homo if you are getting more the worm cum in your face

    Submitted by Misssbarry on Oct 24, 10 at 7:05pm
  • @cheezdetector- there's always that.

    Submitted by MrMayhew9 on Oct 25, 10 at 1:14am
  • or you could go talk to girls with your mouth. that way you're not a total loser and your odds of having to do it yourself go way down.

    Submitted by RO19 on Oct 25, 10 at 11:08pm
  • Hahaha spot on, I know the feeling.

    Submitted by rc685 on Oct 26, 10 at 12:46pm
  • Manup, that was kind of the point of using "weenie" when i posted

    Submitted by archer79 on Oct 26, 10 at 1:23pm
  • WTF? Use your damn imagination or memory if you've ever gotten any. Also, you sound like a major weenie for the usage of "sesh." as a woman, I wouldn't do you just for that alone. Go buy some dang movies, cheapo

    Submitted by archer79 on Oct 24, 10 at 4:16pm
    • Oy, quit giving us chicks a bad name. I fully empathize with this guy.

      Submitted by ChugThatMalibu on Oct 24, 10 at 6:05pm
      • I empathize too, and want to agree with you and your usage of "oy", but your name makes you sound like a weenie too. ChugThatMalibu? Like, dont get me wrong. malibu is delicious. but chugging material it is not. that is a lot of very low alcohol content liquor to be chugging. sooo inefficient. \n\nI still like you though. and "sesh" may sound stupid but this dudes sentiment is totally easy to relate movies suck balls and are expensive to boot. who needs all that shit dialogue/

        Submitted by colabea on Oct 25, 10 at 2:00am
      • I wish you could like responses, this is like worthy

        Submitted by Blindicus on Oct 25, 10 at 3:10pm
  • Agreed, that sucks, but he definitely could have been better prepared. Always have a paper backup!

    Submitted by D1SF00 on Oct 24, 10 at 11:43pm