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  • Submitted by jennyftb on Oct 24, 10 at 3:46pm

    it better then mid stroke it going out, and leaving you 'hanging'

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      Submitted by said8ED on Oct 24, 10 at 7:00pm

      I don't think "hanging" is the most accurate description - maybe "standing there". :D

  • Submitted by CheezeDetector on Oct 24, 10 at 3:40pm

    Could have been worse, your wife couldve cut off your penis and threw it in front of a moving car

  • Submitted by SoMuchStupidity on Oct 24, 10 at 4:31pm

    Comcast owes everyone a hand job. Or at least some lube before they slam it in.

  • Submitted by sailor_man on Oct 24, 10 at 8:44pm

    that would probably be an extra "service charge"

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    Submitted by azrx on Oct 24, 10 at 4:11pm

    always gotta keep some stashed away on the HD! just in case!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 10 at 4:44pm

    Yeah no shit it was based on the real events of Loraina Bobbet. But his exact post was the exact line from both the book and the movie. Some random trivia for you: you like penis in and around your mouth!

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    Submitted by travelmanic on Oct 26, 10 at 7:36am

    You should go to the sales office and demand your refund.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 10 at 3:45pm

    There is always that. Good Fight Club reference.

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      Submitted by chiodo34 on Oct 24, 10 at 3:55pm

      Not necessarily a fight club reference. Fight club referenced the real events of Loraina Bobbet chopping off her drunk husbands dick in the middle of the night then driving away and tossing his appendage into a field. Just some random trivia for you.

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Oct 25, 10 at 2:14am

    As long as the right service technician shows up, you'll be fine.

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    Submitted by disbz215 on Oct 26, 10 at 1:50am

    Lmao!

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    Submitted by MissWashington on Oct 24, 10 at 10:42pm

    How the hell is this a good night

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    Submitted by heavyweight420 on Oct 24, 10 at 4:04pm

    Dad?

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    Submitted by JJdoggie on Oct 24, 10 at 5:24pm

    Lots and lots of things worse than that. But you'll grow up one day and learn.

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    Submitted by 2144571774 on Oct 25, 10 at 8:40am

    Get a smartphone

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    Submitted by Manupbeotch on Oct 24, 10 at 9:07pm

    Archer, did you really just say the word "weenie" when belitting the OP about saying "sesh?" Wow, thats ironic... so much in that text is sad that idk where to begin.

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    Submitted by Misssbarry on Oct 24, 10 at 7:05pm

    just give the comcast guy a bj for free internet. it not homo if you are getting more the worm cum in your face

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    Submitted by grendalia on Oct 25, 10 at 3:48pm

    Or you could grow an imagination.

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    Submitted by MrMayhew9 on Oct 25, 10 at 1:14am

    @cheezdetector- there's always that.

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    Submitted by RO19 on Oct 25, 10 at 11:08pm

    or you could go talk to girls with your mouth. that way you're not a total loser and your odds of having to do it yourself go way down.

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    Submitted by archer79 on Oct 26, 10 at 1:23pm

    Manup, that was kind of the point of using "weenie" when i posted

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    Submitted by rc685 on Oct 26, 10 at 12:46pm

    Hahaha spot on, I know the feeling.

  • Submitted by archer79 on Oct 24, 10 at 4:16pm

    WTF? Use your damn imagination or memory if you've ever gotten any. Also, you sound like a major weenie for the usage of "sesh." as a woman, I wouldn't do you just for that alone. Go buy some dang movies, cheapo

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      Submitted by ChugThatMalibu on Oct 24, 10 at 6:05pm

      Oy, quit giving us chicks a bad name. I fully empathize with this guy.

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        Submitted by colabea on Oct 25, 10 at 2:00am

        I empathize too, and want to agree with you and your usage of "oy", but your name makes you sound like a weenie too. ChugThatMalibu? Like, dont get me wrong. malibu is delicious. but chugging material it is not. that is a lot of very low alcohol content liquor to be chugging. sooo inefficient. \n\nI still like you though. and "sesh" may sound stupid but this dudes sentiment is totally easy to relate to...porn movies suck balls and are expensive to boot. who needs all that shit dialogue/

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        Submitted by Blindicus on Oct 25, 10 at 3:10pm

        I wish you could like responses, this is like worthy

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    Submitted by D1SF00 on Oct 24, 10 at 11:43pm

    Agreed, that sucks, but he definitely could have been better prepared. Always have a paper backup!