i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
You must be Logged in to post a comment
I think he's hitting on you bro.
This isn't tfln worthy, just lame and pathetic
Given this text nobody should be shocked that you can't get any pussy "bro"
Ah... Must be married. *snicker*
wedge a pocket pussy under a body pillow and turn the lights off.
Oh, wow, this one's hilarious.
whoever good nighted this is very unbro
At least you act like a puss about it bro.
man card revoked
This text is so sad.
Wait... I had a lil tear in my eye....
this is stupid.
Yeahhhh. Like NZ ever had a good rep
shot "anonymous" where the hell are you from, you probably know nothing about NZ to make a statement like that.
about NZ *
You're a kiwi - just find a lonely sheep... Sorry, or was that Aussies?
Funny text but sad bro, very sad! You give NZ a bad rep, man up.
Go to a bar it's like shooting fish in a barrel
Lol I have those weeks bro! They fuckin suck. But like the economy it will go up and u will just b hammerin pussies every-night!
Why? Are you in prison? If not you can always buy some "bro".
Next thing you'll be asking is "Okay, I've got the Gamecube and Natty Ice! Where's Chad?"
I bet he has sex with his iPhone!
Screw these hatrers, I know how you feel :(