nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
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Wacks on, wacks off.
Fortune cookie said: "Confusious say, you think wank good, but you just fucking yourself"
Wait. Someone else was doing that in Miami last night. I thought I had to be the only one.
Hopefully both these events occurred at home and not in the restaurant...
who ordered the cream of sumyungi??
I sure as he'll did the masturbating part, every night in fact with different food
Do Chinese ppl have small penises?
The chinese and their magic...now that they cant find their penises they must control others...
I bet wanton was on the order..
Sunday must be KFC and going lefty. Variety is good.
Don't the chopsticks leave splinters?
Nothing like a spinner on saturday night to cap things off.
I did the masturbating part
Hahaha that's some funny shit
You should have paid the extra 20 bucks for the happy ending ass whole
Confucius Say: A penis has a hole in the end so men can be open minded.
You're my new best friend.
10.26 wins. I pictured sender beating off into the egg drop soup on the Chinese buffet.
Ass whole lol
This shit screams you need a life.
Who the hell would you text this to?