nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
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Wacks on, wacks off.
Fortune cookie said: "Confusious say, you think wank good, but you just fucking yourself"
Wait. Someone else was doing that in Miami last night. I thought I had to be the only one.
Hopefully both these events occurred at home and not in the restaurant...
Do Chinese ppl have small penises?
who ordered the cream of sumyungi??
I sure as he'll did the masturbating part, every night in fact with different food
The chinese and their magic...now that they cant find their penises they must control others...
I bet wanton was on the order..
Nothing like a spinner on saturday night to cap things off.
Sunday must be KFC and going lefty. Variety is good.
Don't the chopsticks leave splinters?
I did the masturbating part
Hahaha that's some funny shit
You should have paid the extra 20 bucks for the happy ending ass whole
You're my new best friend.
Confucius Say: A penis has a hole in the end so men can be open minded.
10.26 wins. I pictured sender beating off into the egg drop soup on the Chinese buffet.
This shit screams you need a life.
Ass whole lol
Who the hell would you text this to?