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  • 93 19
    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 29, 10 at 10:09am
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    Wacks on, wacks off.

  • 57 12
    Submitted by CheezeDetector on Aug 29, 10 at 11:48am
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    Fortune cookie said: "Confusious say, you think wank good, but you just fucking yourself"

  • 50 21
    Submitted by missinsanity on Aug 29, 10 at 10:26am
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    Hopefully both these events occurred at home and not in the restaurant...

  • 35 19
    Submitted by medic52 on Aug 29, 10 at 11:44am
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    who ordered the cream of sumyungi??

  • 35 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 10 at 9:55am
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    I did the masturbating part

  • 28 17
    Submitted by stefanivitelli on Sep 3, 10 at 1:59pm
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    You're my new best friend.

  • 27 17
    Submitted by blamblam on Aug 29, 10 at 10:26am
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    Wait. Someone else was doing that in Miami last night. I thought I had to be the only one.

  • 25 15
    Submitted by giantone on Aug 29, 10 at 5:14pm
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    I sure as he'll did the masturbating part, every night in fact with different food

  • 30 26
    Submitted by JenForReals on Aug 29, 10 at 12:20pm
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    Do Chinese ppl have small penises?

  • 25 18
    Submitted by 4N0N on Aug 29, 10 at 11:38am
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    Hahaha that's some funny shit

  • 24 19
    Submitted by cheesewhiz on Aug 29, 10 at 9:54am
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    Indeed

  • 24 22
    Submitted by Clint1989 on Aug 31, 10 at 8:36pm
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    Who the hell would you text this to?

  • 21 17
    Submitted by ouzo1000 on Aug 31, 10 at 11:24pm
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    Nothing like a spinner on saturday night to cap things off.

  • 22 19
    Submitted by evolwayz on Aug 29, 10 at 3:38pm
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    Don't the chopsticks leave splinters?

  • 19 15
    Submitted by Taki on Aug 30, 10 at 3:10am
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    Sunday must be KFC and going lefty. Variety is good.

  • 24 25
    Submitted by damn_gurl on Aug 29, 10 at 10:01am
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    I bet wanton was on the order..

  • 20 18
    Submitted by vientiane007 on Aug 30, 10 at 12:31am
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    You should have paid the extra 20 bucks for the happy ending ass whole

  • 20 21
    Submitted by mjo on Aug 29, 10 at 10:55am
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    10.26 wins. I pictured sender beating off into the egg drop soup on the Chinese buffet.

  • 19 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 10 at 3:48pm
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    Ass whole lol

  • 21 25
    Submitted by PercivalJenkins on Aug 29, 10 at 12:26pm
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    Fail.

  • 19 21
    Submitted by ThatCoolKid on Aug 29, 10 at 11:24am
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    The chinese and their magic...now that they cant find their penises they must control others...

  • 17 20
    Submitted by regalbeagle on Aug 29, 10 at 10:04am
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    Hello Summer.

  • 12 15
    Submitted by BigBoy13 on Feb 15, 11 at 4:49pm
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    Confucius Say: A penis has a hole in the end so men can be open minded.

  • 10 12
    Submitted by BigBoy13 on Feb 15, 11 at 4:47pm
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    This shit screams you need a life.

  • 11 15
    Submitted by kaelan on Dec 14, 10 at 12:46pm
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    Wtf yo

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