nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
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Wacks on, wacks off.
Fortune cookie said: "Confusious say, you think wank good, but you just fucking yourself"
Wait. Someone else was doing that in Miami last night. I thought I had to be the only one.
Hopefully both these events occurred at home and not in the restaurant...
Do Chinese ppl have small penises?
who ordered the cream of sumyungi??
I sure as he'll did the masturbating part, every night in fact with different food
The chinese and their magic...now that they cant find their penises they must control others...
I bet wanton was on the order..
Nothing like a spinner on saturday night to cap things off.
Don't the chopsticks leave splinters?
Sunday must be KFC and going lefty. Variety is good.
I did the masturbating part
Hahaha that's some funny shit
Confucius Say: A penis has a hole in the end so men can be open minded.
You should have paid the extra 20 bucks for the happy ending ass whole
You're my new best friend.
10.26 wins. I pictured sender beating off into the egg drop soup on the Chinese buffet.
This shit screams you need a life.
Ass whole lol
Who the hell would you text this to?