She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
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Sounds like an illegal immigrant got a construction job and spent the money on a cheap hooker. Thats life. Whatve you done today to validate your existence kids?
This is the REAL reason they call him Handy Manny.
Still confused on any practical use for the hammer in this situation... But I guess with enough booze, anything makes sense.
Cum and whack a mole
D1SF00, The hammer is for bludgeoning the hooker to death with. You know, so he can take back the money he spent just like in grand theft auto.
I refuse handjobs without a sombero it's even hard to imagine a blowjob without it while sittin on the shitter. http://thegulfcoasthonky.blogspot.com
Thor is really cool when he cuts loose.
Ultimate Mexican party! Combining the signature traits of the illegal immigrant since whatever year mexicans started hopping the border in!..
Where did you find a two-handed sombrero?
BOILER UP AND HAMMER THE BEERS DOWNNNN!!!!!!!!!!
You sound like the mexican version of Thor!!