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  • 95 49
    Submitted by darq_qing987 on Jul 23, 10 at 5:02pm

    I need to meet that woman so I can give her a penile stimulus package.

    • 36 47
      Submitted by cookiebam on Jul 24, 10 at 12:45am

      the one who wrote it was a guy

  • 71 45
    Submitted by Snowstalker on Jul 23, 10 at 6:44pm

    Want a bailout?

  • 58 53
    Submitted by Oswaldo on Jul 23, 10 at 4:13pm

    First!!

  • 53 46
    Submitted by ptrclvs on Jul 23, 10 at 5:52pm

    shut the fuck up peytonmanning

  • 52 48
    Submitted by mayorbee on Jul 24, 10 at 1:11pm

    A recession would be if everyone were getting less pussy. Because it's just you, that means you're just pussy-broke.

  • 55 56
    Submitted by blitted on Jul 23, 10 at 5:09pm

    Ahh the ol' vagina recession. Classic.

  • 56 60
    Submitted by ojg15 on Jul 24, 10 at 9:44am

    Vaginal recession is redundant, it's a hole..

  • 52 55
    Submitted by holymoly on Jul 23, 10 at 10:34pm

    A stimulus package would only cause inflation...

    • 59 56
      Submitted by Trollinn on Jul 24, 10 at 12:33am

      incorrect. A stimulus package will decreases the recessionary gap. Too much stimulus over time will cause inflation however.

  • 52 57
    Submitted by peytonmanning on Jul 23, 10 at 4:15pm

    Peyton Manning had sex with a Miami Dolphin

  • 47 51
    Submitted by rudy17jay on Jul 24, 10 at 1:10am

    Il get you out of the recession ;)))

  • 40 38
    Submitted by peytonmanning on Jul 24, 10 at 1:07am

    Ptrclvs fuck your couch

  • 50 58
    Submitted by iamamazing on Jul 23, 10 at 4:15pm

    2nd!!

  • 58 76
    Submitted by weathermentravy on Jul 24, 10 at 12:43am

    The obvious vagina tingle story.

  • 40 61
    Submitted by ilovewhores on Jul 23, 10 at 8:22pm

    sounds like a whore is the remedy

  • 37 57
    Submitted by gtfo_asshats on Jul 24, 10 at 3:00am

    I have a slutty friend with herpes. Will you take her?

  • 41 65
    Submitted by NickSeesAll on Jul 23, 10 at 4:23pm

    fourth!!