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  • A glass of twat?

    Submitted by carmencita on Nov 16, 10 at 3:34pm
  • lmao somebody who had a really really good night

    Submitted by suspicious on Nov 16, 10 at 3:54pm
  • This is legit, my roommate sent this, I had to hide my vodka because he was drinking it all, then he attempted to instigate a no pants party and danced around with a blowup doll.

    Submitted by Apollyon89 on Nov 16, 10 at 11:00pm
  • i drink a big glass of wat every day.

    Submitted by smh on Nov 17, 10 at 10:38pm
  • Next line....dude I just Puked on the dog

    Submitted by Hoychick on Nov 20, 10 at 4:30am
  • "and give me, and give me a glass of wat--" *pukes* "and just... start a business."

    Submitted by nightlithium on Nov 23, 10 at 12:15am
  • Who actually texts like this?

    Submitted by anonmyous on Nov 16, 10 at 3:32pm
    • ...someone who is actually drunk? for faking it, thats who.

      Submitted by RyanM on Nov 16, 10 at 5:49pm
    • I do when I'm drunk - the percentage of words misspelled is in direct relation to my level of drunkenness.

      Submitted by KristenJ on Nov 16, 10 at 6:42pm
      • actually i have less misspellings when im drunk cause i spell check like its my job

        Submitted by jrrrr32 on Nov 16, 10 at 9:30pm
        • I feel you brother, it doesn't even make sense to me but I do it too.

          Submitted by Puno on Nov 17, 10 at 10:09am
          • like i do grammer and everything right, its kinda crazy how genious i am

            Submitted by jrrrr32 on Nov 18, 10 at 2:46pm
  • I wanna party with this person!! I wanna not be able to text like that lol

    Submitted by 1640 on Nov 17, 10 at 9:56am
  • I think he or she meant to say a glass of water

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 10 at 9:33pm
  • a glass of WHAAAAA?

    Submitted by NataSept on Nov 16, 10 at 7:41pm
  • Hell yeah! Double fisting like a champ!!!

    Submitted by imbeastmode on Nov 17, 10 at 11:15am