If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
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A glass of twat?
I wanna go to the bar you go to. I've never seen that served by the glass but I'm in!
lmao somebody who had a really really good night
This is legit, my roommate sent this, I had to hide my vodka because he was drinking it all, then he attempted to instigate a no pants party and danced around with a blowup doll.
Nothing like CoD zombies and booze!!!!!
i drink a big glass of wat every day.
"and give me, and give me a glass of wat--" *pukes* "and just... start a business."
I think he or she meant to say a glass of water
Who actually texts like this?
...someone who is actually drunk? for faking it, thats who.
I do when I'm drunk - the percentage of words misspelled is in direct relation to my level of drunkenness.
actually i have less misspellings when im drunk cause i spell check like its my job
I feel you brother, it doesn't even make sense to me but I do it too.
like i do grammer and everything right, its kinda crazy how genious i am
I wanna party with this person!! I wanna not be able to text like that lol
Next line....dude I just Puked on the dog
a glass of WHAAAAA?
Hell yeah! Double fisting like a champ!!!