When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
You must be Logged in to post a comment
Obviously fennikusu hasn't attended college. Or doesnt skip tests
Oh. Makes much more sense, I didn't even think of school. Still not funny, because it's a dumb lie.
If she managed to get away with this one, no doubt she breaks 200 lbs on a scale...
Professors cannot ask you to do that. A doctors note, yes. Nothing more though.
I dunno what school you go to, but at mine if you claim to have missed a test because you were at a relative's funeral you have to present an official death certificate. I would imagine asking for a birth certificate is pretty much the same thing.
You probably went to a private university, then.
I've used this lie like 100 times :) my girlfriend is having her baby; I can't make it to class!"
This might be funny if it had some sort of context...
employee: sorry i wasn't at work today. i was giving birth.\n\nboss: what? i didn't know you where pregnant. send me proof, complete with hospital intake records!\n\nemployee: about that...
Fenikkusu you're a dou ch e. Get out of here with your lame and worthless comments on the INTERNET
Wow that is an overreaction.
Schools make you get a copy of a DEATH CERTIFiCATE to have an excused absence?! Damn, school systems, thanks for instilling your students with fear and trust issues. It's actually pretty depressing. Does the teacher\nKeep all the copies to make a kicky classroom\nCollage?!