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  • Obviously fennikusu hasn't attended college. Or doesnt skip tests

    Submitted by frizzle on Oct 7, 10 at 4:22pm
    • Oh. Makes much more sense, I didn't even think of school. Still not funny, because it's a dumb lie.

      Submitted by Fenikkusu on Oct 7, 10 at 8:36pm
  • If she managed to get away with this one, no doubt she breaks 200 lbs on a scale...

    Submitted by Maze95 on Oct 7, 10 at 10:00pm
  • Professors cannot ask you to do that. A doctors note, yes. Nothing more though.

    Submitted by xohsoglam on Oct 8, 10 at 8:23am
    • I dunno what school you go to, but at mine if you claim to have missed a test because you were at a relative's funeral you have to present an official death certificate. I would imagine asking for a birth certificate is pretty much the same thing.

      Submitted by freckleface on Oct 8, 10 at 10:34am
  • I've used this lie like 100 times :) my girlfriend is having her baby; I can't make it to class!"

    Submitted by 2ndsthebest on Oct 9, 10 at 12:41pm
  • Hahaha, shiiiiiiiit.......

    Submitted by kid_lizette on Oct 8, 10 at 5:36am
  • This might be funny if it had some sort of context...

    Submitted by Fenikkusu on Oct 7, 10 at 4:05pm
    • employee: sorry i wasn't at work today. i was giving birth.\n\nboss: what? i didn't know you where pregnant. send me proof, complete with hospital intake records!\n\nemployee: about that...

      Submitted by charlie_murphy on Oct 7, 10 at 8:01pm
  • Fenikkusu you're a dou ch e. Get out of here with your lame and worthless comments on the INTERNET

    Submitted by jondime23 on Oct 7, 10 at 10:22pm
  • Schools make you get a copy of a DEATH CERTIFiCATE to have an excused absence?! Damn, school systems, thanks for instilling your students with fear and trust issues. It's actually pretty depressing. Does the teacher\nKeep all the copies to make a kicky classroom\nCollage?!

    Submitted by princesspesa on Oct 8, 10 at 2:40pm