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  • Submitted by frizzle on Oct 7, 10 at 4:22pm

    Obviously fennikusu hasn't attended college. Or doesnt skip tests

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      Submitted by Fenikkusu on Oct 7, 10 at 8:36pm

      Oh. Makes much more sense, I didn't even think of school. Still not funny, because it's a dumb lie.

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    Submitted by Maze95 on Oct 7, 10 at 10:00pm

    If she managed to get away with this one, no doubt she breaks 200 lbs on a scale...

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    Submitted by 2ndsthebest on Oct 9, 10 at 12:41pm

    I've used this lie like 100 times :) my girlfriend is having her baby; I can't make it to class!"

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    Submitted by xohsoglam on Oct 8, 10 at 8:23am

    Professors cannot ask you to do that. A doctors note, yes. Nothing more though.

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      Submitted by freckleface on Oct 8, 10 at 10:34am

      I dunno what school you go to, but at mine if you claim to have missed a test because you were at a relative's funeral you have to present an official death certificate. I would imagine asking for a birth certificate is pretty much the same thing.

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        Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Sep 10, 12 at 11:26pm

        You probably went to a private university, then.

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    Submitted by kid_lizette on Oct 8, 10 at 5:36am

    Hahaha, shiiiiiiiit.......

  • Submitted by Fenikkusu on Oct 7, 10 at 4:05pm

    This might be funny if it had some sort of context...

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      Submitted by charlie_murphy on Oct 7, 10 at 8:01pm

      employee: sorry i wasn't at work today. i was giving birth.\n\nboss: what? i didn't know you where pregnant. send me proof, complete with hospital intake records!\n\nemployee: about that...

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    Submitted by princesspesa on Oct 8, 10 at 2:40pm

    Schools make you get a copy of a DEATH CERTIFiCATE to have an excused absence?! Damn, school systems, thanks for instilling your students with fear and trust issues. It's actually pretty depressing. Does the teacher\nKeep all the copies to make a kicky classroom\nCollage?!

  • Submitted by jondime23 on Oct 7, 10 at 10:22pm

    Fenikkusu you're a dou ch e. Get out of here with your lame and worthless comments on the INTERNET

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      Submitted by annitabonita on Oct 8, 10 at 12:22am

      Wow that is an overreaction.