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  • I don't know what's wrong with you guys but masturbation and drinking don't help me accomplish anything but masturbation and drinking.

    Submitted by Anonyrnous on Aug 6, 10 at 2:58pm
    • which is not to say that these are necessarily not worthwhile avenues of endeavor

      Submitted by jltc on Aug 6, 10 at 9:20pm
  • Masturbation is the only way I get anything done...

    Submitted by TheRealThatGuy on Aug 6, 10 at 2:18pm
  • I guess you should become an alcoholic. A buff alcoholic at that.

    Submitted by CynicalWit on Aug 6, 10 at 3:08pm
  • Only working out when you're drunk is a pretty stupid thing to do.

    Submitted by skootles on Aug 6, 10 at 2:49pm
  • Jooknow there's nothing better than 12oz. curls

    Submitted by j00kn0w on Aug 6, 10 at 5:55pm
  • Idk why alcohol makes some people all productive and shit. \nMy head spins for days. \n\nTry to jump off your roof to your neighbors next time your drunk.\n\nA little liquid courage and you'll make it ;)

    Submitted by VeeVeangeance on Aug 6, 10 at 3:00pm
  • Your Life is PATHETIC

    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Aug 6, 10 at 4:49pm
  • First

    Submitted by babygotfannypack on Aug 6, 10 at 2:14pm