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  • 58 22
    Submitted by Briannaaaaa on Aug 4, 10 at 2:00pm

    So basically you drank a handle full of rubbing alcohol? Did you chase it with boones farm too? No, I'm kidding. I remember when I was that age. I'd get the most inexpensive stuff I could find. Usually McCormicks. Anyway, all in all I empathize with you.

  • 59 29
    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 4, 10 at 2:48pm

    You should really get a handle on your life.

  • 43 25
    Submitted by i_hate_hobags on Aug 4, 10 at 1:40pm

    I didn't know they made handles that cheap. Damn. Couldn't you have put in $10 more and at least gotten a decent handle?

  • 43 26
    Submitted by marsho on Aug 4, 10 at 1:35pm

    Rotgut

  • 39 26
    Submitted by MiketheSituation on Aug 4, 10 at 5:44pm

    The situation does not like your choice of drink

  • 37 22
    Submitted by jojoboo1 on Aug 4, 10 at 1:07pm

    Thinking...

  • 35 23
    Submitted by Anonyrnous on Aug 4, 10 at 9:52pm

    I really hope "please think about that" doesn't become the new "that drunk".

  • 37 27
    Submitted by mintyshake on Aug 4, 10 at 3:51pm

    Was it Pepe Lopez? That crap will put hair on your chest for $5!

  • 33 24
    Submitted by malloryre on Aug 4, 10 at 1:55pm

    Hell yea. That doesn't surprise me coming from a nola number haha

  • 32 26
    Submitted by necrocat on Aug 4, 10 at 4:52pm

    Sent from vacation in Mexico?

  • 35 35
    Submitted by j00kn0w on Aug 4, 10 at 2:28pm

    Jooknow that a handle is referred to as a bottle of liquor that has a handle on it? When throwing out prices, one should do research before acting like they are drinking very cheap stuff. In my life, I have never seen a $4 handle of tequila, cheapest wholesale from the distribtor in my area is a one liter of Sauza El Guerro with a price of $4.88....

  • 29 29
    Submitted by jojoboo1 on Aug 4, 10 at 2:27pm

    A handle is a gallon. I believe?

  • 30 39
    Submitted by Taylola on Aug 4, 10 at 1:03pm

    50444 Nola <33

  • 31 47
    Submitted by DestruKto on Aug 4, 10 at 1:48pm

    Alright, I give, what's a handle?

    • 24 18
      Submitted by ohshitididthat on Sep 19, 10 at 8:42pm

      I'll have to go check my handle of captian, but its either a gallon or a 1.75 L bottle

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