While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
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He was talking to his girlfriend. He was using you as retaliation for her not parking his car right. Grats.
You have never DRIVEN his car. See grammar lessons are fun!
Does anyone else see the irony in this post?
I guess not. ;)
I think you meant, "See, grammar lessons are fun!"\n...Good try though.
It's ok. He wasnt thinking about you during sex.
"Car parking" is slag in the mountain states for a girl riding a guy cowboy. Thus, she was bad a cowboy. Probably didn't hip thrust enough.
some type of weird roleplay?
Feminists of the world UNITE!!!
Maybe spouting random shit during sex is his way of making it last longer.
If the sex was good, who gives a shit whether or not he drove your car...