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  • Submitted by underagehangover on Jul 24, 10 at 4:42pm

    did she reply with "grab my tit youll get hit...douche bag" ?

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    Submitted by ilovewhores on Jul 24, 10 at 2:59pm

    if that worked you are my manwhore hero

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    Submitted by Sailor2010 on Jul 25, 10 at 5:22pm

    If I had a quarter for everytime that worked!

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    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 24, 10 at 7:42pm

    @viper dude just let it go.

  • 74 66
    Submitted by xDevonnax on Jul 24, 10 at 6:27pm

    Did she laugh? I know I would.

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    Submitted by inyourpants on Jul 25, 10 at 3:32pm

    If that shit worked....

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    Submitted by rustybucket on Jul 24, 10 at 3:08pm

    That is a great line dude

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    Submitted by BurritoMan on Jul 26, 10 at 2:13am

    Godly

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    Submitted by lacrosseplaya735 on Jul 24, 10 at 2:44pm

    Haha....

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    Submitted by dcaramel84 on Jul 24, 10 at 11:17pm

    wow..but that was kinda funny!

  • 64 70
    Submitted by ImKeithStone on Jul 25, 10 at 1:46am

    That's Quacktastic!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 10 at 2:24pm

    Nevertheless, firsty is not a word

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    Submitted by kdogg417 on Jul 24, 10 at 3:29pm

    Way to keep it classy Detroit

  • 58 65
    Submitted by wwiiace on Jul 26, 10 at 11:04am

    Fail. That is the worst line. Rhyming doesn't equal clever. If that worked, she was drunk and stupid. Your sack totally lacks, she should just pack, and never come back.

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    Submitted by cleotis on Jul 25, 10 at 8:13pm

    This dude is gangsta... Funny stuff

  • 59 82
    Submitted by thatPHAN on Jul 25, 10 at 10:51am

    wow that's terrible Im a guy and I hope u got hit for that

  • 52 81
    Submitted by viper4985 on Jul 24, 10 at 7:09pm

    Firsty is not a word once agian

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    Submitted by cbtango on Aug 1, 10 at 4:05pm

    Hahaha, ur my hero *underagehangover*

  • 54 92
    Submitted by firstyrocks94 on Jul 24, 10 at 2:43pm

    these pretzels are making me firsty!

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    Submitted by yewinnhard on Mar 30, 12 at 8:44am

    Long as it worked.