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  • Submitted by leadbelly on Aug 5, 10 at 3:52pm

    Pizza Hut buffet at lunch

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      Submitted by skootles on Aug 5, 10 at 4:02pm

      equals no productivity for the rest of the day

  • Submitted by j00kn0w on Aug 5, 10 at 4:00pm

    Now we know why that guy woke up with google history on how to buy an elephant...

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    Submitted by ilyface on Aug 5, 10 at 3:50pm

    Michael Scott?

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    Submitted by maskedman on Aug 5, 10 at 4:16pm

    I read this book about elephant racing once. It was called, "Babar visits the Indy 500"

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    Submitted by mermaidman on Aug 7, 10 at 12:51am

    Ask Dr. Doofenshmirtz

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    Submitted by M2DOOM on Aug 6, 10 at 11:00pm

    @j00kn0w brilliant!

  • 69 59
    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 5, 10 at 4:15pm

    Elephant Racing\n1043 Garland Avenue Unit B\nSan Jose, CA

  • 59 41
    Submitted by jlp417 on Aug 6, 10 at 8:37am

    Always bet on the elephant that shits before the race.

  • 62 47
    Submitted by jewcrew on Aug 5, 10 at 10:57pm

    :)

  • 64 55
    Submitted by CrispyTender on Aug 5, 10 at 7:40pm

    and she said "elephant rIng? what happened to good old fashioned Cock fights!"

  • 60 47
    Submitted by tbomber on Aug 5, 10 at 3:45pm

    i want this job.

  • 65 62
    Submitted by redstrip2010 on Aug 6, 10 at 2:47am

    Yes, the jersey shores. The elephant's name is snookie.

  • 58 60
    Submitted by jewcrew on Aug 5, 10 at 10:59pm

    North Jersey FTW!!!

  • 55 59
    Submitted by notTexan on Aug 6, 10 at 5:55am

    If it's work related, it's not random, shitfucker.

  • 52 59
    Submitted by AthensKnight07 on Aug 5, 10 at 10:07pm

    i appreciate you, maskedman.

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    Submitted by ilovebreast on Aug 5, 10 at 11:07pm

    They have it once a year at central park. They use the elephants in the zoo.