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  • 73 56
    Submitted by zahavi13 on Sep 26, 10 at 5:49pm

    The only thing I touched was my penis!

  • 73 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 10 at 8:44pm

    N H

  • 68 52
    Submitted by Smartastic on Sep 26, 10 at 6:04pm

    My biggest pet peeve is when people don't wash their hands after using the bathroom. One time I was in the bathroom with a bartender and saw he didn't wash his hands, I never went back.

  • 66 54
    Submitted by LoloFoShoSho on Sep 27, 10 at 12:04am

    But did u remember to wie your ass?

  • 64 55
    Submitted by freckleface on Sep 28, 10 at 10:32pm

    I have done this.

  • 66 60
    Submitted by LoloFoShoSho on Sep 27, 10 at 12:05am

    Wipe*

  • 66 61
    Submitted by Jachard on Sep 26, 10 at 4:33pm

    That's hilarious. And if you're going to yell "first," at least be witty about if, for all our sakes.

  • 58 49
    Submitted by kimberlite on Sep 27, 10 at 9:27am

    Flu season is almost here

  • 64 62
    Submitted by ProfessorDoctor on Sep 29, 10 at 3:21am

    Haha, that happens to me all the time. Even when they're drunk, my friends remember that I have OCD. :p

  • 57 55
    Submitted by mdguy301 on Sep 28, 10 at 12:35am

    I wouldn't smell them.

  • 58 59
    Submitted by holliejean1186 on Sep 26, 10 at 10:28pm

    Good story I feel like I was there.

  • 58 62
    Submitted by spadesjr on Sep 26, 10 at 3:15pm

    First