You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
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The only thing I touched was my penis!
I have done this.
My biggest pet peeve is when people don't wash their hands after using the bathroom. One time I was in the bathroom with a bartender and saw he didn't wash his hands, I never went back.
That's hilarious. And if you're going to yell "first," at least be witty about if, for all our sakes.
But did u remember to wie your ass?
Haha, that happens to me all the time. Even when they're drunk, my friends remember that I have OCD. :p
Flu season is almost here
I wouldn't smell them.
Good story I feel like I was there.