You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
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The only thing I touched was my penis!
I have done this.
That's hilarious. And if you're going to yell "first," at least be witty about if, for all our sakes.
My biggest pet peeve is when people don't wash their hands after using the bathroom. One time I was in the bathroom with a bartender and saw he didn't wash his hands, I never went back.
Haha, that happens to me all the time. Even when they're drunk, my friends remember that I have OCD. :p
But did u remember to wie your ass?
Flu season is almost here
I wouldn't smell them.
Good story I feel like I was there.