If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
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Christening the apartment. Better sooner than later.
It isn't rude unless you're careless enough to let her catch you.
"So, how was it?"
Yes. Hello louisville/bullitt county. I miss home
I came in her toaster
Cum on her face and make sure she thanks you for that lovely " house warming gift "