You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
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Read this in a broken english Asian voice. It just fits.
I'm going with Russian...
Who'd have thought Borat was a real person, submitting texts to TFLN?
but enough about your sister
"now I must go feed horses in village"
Then we get moose and squirrel!
Rule: When in America, you must speak proper English.
Bubble on, oh melting pot.
Americans don't even speak proper English.
you sound like dumb
mantra to live life by: "you need more drink"
win @ supertrooper
English, so easy even a caveman can do it.
Spreken ze dick
You live in Alaska. You need more drink.
ProductPlacement, I did the same thing withouteven realizing. It certainly does fit.
In soviet Russia......
Go eat a dog leg
In Soviet Russia, drink needs YOU
You are poetic like Poe, yet stupid like monkey throwing poop. Here eat more pretzels! LMAO.....
*without even realizing it. Oops.
Confucius says: Don't ever change.
...and you need to learn better english