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  • Submitted by iowawashington on Sep 15, 10 at 1:16pm

    I've heard the expression "can't polish a turd" before, but I'm not sure what the equivalent is for a cooch that needs 2000 rhinestones to make a heart shape. Please don't.

  • Submitted by SirYessir on Sep 15, 10 at 7:53pm

    Vajazzling: the newest scientific breakthrough in birth control

  • Submitted by MoralDilemma on Sep 15, 10 at 11:05pm

    I really wish women weren't so horrified by the idea of their own vaginas that they have to cover them in glitter to make them acceptable. They are beautiful they way they are. I don't want it to sparkle or smell like strawberries or have heart-shaped anything. It's supposed to smell and look and taste natural, not like a cheap valentine.

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      Submitted by equinoxe on Sep 16, 10 at 8:29am

      This male loves your answer.

  • Submitted by tu_madre on Sep 15, 10 at 2:06pm

    Vajazzling is such a funny term.

  • Submitted by BlackSheepParty on Sep 15, 10 at 1:46pm

    it's unfortunate that it seems to me like you're the only one, er, playing with your lonely lady parts. maybe if you stopped being 15 with it then you can use it for grown up things.

  • Submitted by skinsss on Sep 15, 10 at 1:16pm

    I really don't understand why anyone would want a sparkly minge...

  • Submitted by MissHobo on Sep 15, 10 at 11:10pm

    I'm more worried at the fact that she need 2000 stones to cover her vag than I am that she's vajazzeling it.

  • Submitted by archer79 on Sep 15, 10 at 5:29pm

    Do heterosexual guys even notice sh*t like this? Any good nookie is just gonna jack it all up anyway

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    Submitted by Griffmaster01 on Sep 15, 10 at 1:53pm

    Seriously? "Vajazzling"? I expected better NIU!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 10 at 12:54am

    I love my vag and the way it looks naturally but completely understand wanting to decorate it. It's not a testament to being ashamed of one's womanly parts, if anything, it's a celebration of them. I've never done it personally, but my girlfriend would probably at least think it hilariously sexy if I did. And my ex-boyfriends would have thought the same thing. ;)

  • Submitted by stephcyanide on Sep 15, 10 at 4:26pm

    Dunno why you'd want a sparkling snatch

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    Submitted by regalbeagle on Sep 15, 10 at 1:17pm

    Oh NIU, how I love thee.

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    Submitted by Aussiebum on Sep 16, 10 at 9:31am

    @SirYessir I actually laughed out loud

  • Submitted by RideIt on Sep 20, 10 at 11:08pm

    Decorate it??!!?!? It's a vagina not a t-shirt

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    Submitted by hogfish on Oct 4, 12 at 9:40am

    Invite her to the party

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    Submitted by jaystreet46 on Feb 9, 12 at 12:20am

    Is that a real thing?!

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    Submitted by hogfish on Dec 24, 12 at 5:16pm

    Ask her to help!