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  • I've heard the expression "can't polish a turd" before, but I'm not sure what the equivalent is for a cooch that needs 2000 rhinestones to make a heart shape. Please don't.

    Submitted by iowawashington on Sep 15, 10 at 1:16pm
  • Vajazzling: the newest scientific breakthrough in birth control

    Submitted by SirYessir on Sep 15, 10 at 7:53pm
  • I really wish women weren't so horrified by the idea of their own vaginas that they have to cover them in glitter to make them acceptable. They are beautiful they way they are. I don't want it to sparkle or smell like strawberries or have heart-shaped anything. It's supposed to smell and look and taste natural, not like a cheap valentine.

    Submitted by MoralDilemma on Sep 15, 10 at 11:05pm
  • Vajazzling is such a funny term.

    Submitted by tu_madre on Sep 15, 10 at 2:06pm
  • it's unfortunate that it seems to me like you're the only one, er, playing with your lonely lady parts. maybe if you stopped being 15 with it then you can use it for grown up things.

    Submitted by BlackSheepParty on Sep 15, 10 at 1:46pm
  • I really don't understand why anyone would want a sparkly minge...

    Submitted by skinsss on Sep 15, 10 at 1:16pm
  • I'm more worried at the fact that she need 2000 stones to cover her vag than I am that she's vajazzeling it.

    Submitted by MissHobo on Sep 15, 10 at 11:10pm
  • Do heterosexual guys even notice sh*t like this? Any good nookie is just gonna jack it all up anyway

    Submitted by archer79 on Sep 15, 10 at 5:29pm
  • Seriously? "Vajazzling"? I expected better NIU!

    Submitted by Griffmaster01 on Sep 15, 10 at 1:53pm
  • Dunno why you'd want a sparkling snatch

    Submitted by stephcyanide on Sep 15, 10 at 4:26pm
  • I love my vag and the way it looks naturally but completely understand wanting to decorate it. It's not a testament to being ashamed of one's womanly parts, if anything, it's a celebration of them. I've never done it personally, but my girlfriend would probably at least think it hilariously sexy if I did. And my ex-boyfriends would have thought the same thing. ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 10 at 12:54am
  • Oh NIU, how I love thee.

    Submitted by regalbeagle on Sep 15, 10 at 1:17pm
  • @SirYessir I actually laughed out loud

    Submitted by Aussiebum on Sep 16, 10 at 9:31am
  • Decorate it??!!?!? It's a vagina not a t-shirt

    Submitted by RideIt on Sep 20, 10 at 11:08pm
  • Invite her to the party

    Submitted by hogfish on Oct 4, 12 at 9:40am
  • Is that a real thing?!

    Submitted by jaystreet46 on Feb 9, 12 at 12:20am
  • Ask her to help!

    Submitted by hogfish on Dec 24, 12 at 5:16pm