I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
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At least a condom was used.
Drunkenly sleeping with fat chicks is a serious issue. You should seek help.
#1 was the open one used, or just open? #2 wtf were they doing in your pockets!?
It's the thought that counts?
That's literally the level of your life.
I think this was a girl...
Karma's a bitch. Be nicer.