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  • Submitted by legonut4 on Jul 29, 10 at 7:16pm

    It's funny because he likes baseball more then you

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      Submitted by midnight on Jul 29, 10 at 7:25pm

      It's worse than that.\n\nHe likes the Pirates more than you.

  • Submitted by cannabislecter on Jul 29, 10 at 10:04pm

    If she's a good ball handler she'll just get traded anyway.

  • Submitted by Controlled on Jul 29, 10 at 7:06pm

    Road head is the absolute best.

  • Submitted by reebugg on Jul 29, 10 at 7:21pm

    pittsburgh girls, we're so classy

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    Submitted by weathergirl91 on Jul 29, 10 at 7:44pm

    Hahaha. This makes me laugh cause I'm from Pittsburgh.

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    Submitted by sph92792 on Jul 29, 10 at 7:12pm

    ECU?

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    Submitted by haha1 on Jul 30, 10 at 12:59am

    if i was him id be buying season tickets next year

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      Submitted by electricworry on Jul 30, 10 at 10:05pm

      To the fucking Pirates?

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        Submitted by septimus777 on Sep 4, 10 at 5:09pm

        it's not like it'd be expensive or anything. they'd be happy to sell anything.

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    Submitted by lexibabyyxo on Jul 29, 10 at 7:11pm

    Noone cares if your first. And that's a sweet deal.

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    Submitted by AMMIGR on Jul 29, 10 at 7:50pm

    Oh Pittsburgh, men can only be so lucky to live there. See how we women are? Lol

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    Submitted by blueyaa on Jul 29, 10 at 10:25pm

    The rare "whipped woman"?

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    Submitted by keroger on Jul 29, 10 at 11:39pm

    Oh honey, don't start down that path. Being pathetic is a hard habit to break.

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    Submitted by killroy on Jul 30, 10 at 2:27am

    find a guy that might like you!

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    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Jul 29, 10 at 8:55pm

    Rule: Baseball road head a girl that wants to do both= your dead and in a better place. No exceptions.

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    Submitted by nemo85 on Jul 30, 10 at 8:16am

    You have to be pretty bad if someone would rather see the pirates than you...jussayin'.

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    Submitted by JJdoggie on Jul 29, 10 at 11:15pm

    Pirates have Bern in Denver the past four days

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    Submitted by Nmartz on Jul 30, 10 at 12:26am

    Pittsburg butt pirates, always bringing up the rear :) go cubs

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    Submitted by jaredmcginley on Jul 30, 10 at 10:28pm

    Pirates suck

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    Submitted by stolenduck43 on Jul 30, 10 at 10:33am

    desperate times = desperate measures

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    Submitted by DrKnossos on Jul 29, 10 at 11:53pm

    I wish my Buccos were good =(\n\n\nWe can only hope.

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    Submitted by darkdraco on Jul 30, 10 at 5:58am

    Is the OP a girl or guy?

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    Submitted by bmxman103 on Jul 30, 10 at 4:11am

    Nobody appreciates legonut4 and his amazing comments on tfln :(

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    Submitted by greeneyedhottie on Jul 30, 10 at 12:00am

    Pittsburgh girls love big things in their mouths ;) haha

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    Submitted by dildobaggins on Jul 29, 10 at 8:23pm

    Real bad pirates suck

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    Submitted by 8yearslater on Jul 30, 10 at 3:13am

    I genuinely feel bad about this one. I think I just grew a conscience? WTF? Usually the terrible texts on this website sustain me, but resorting to offering road head en route to watch a last place team? Shit!!

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    Submitted by gdbear30 on Jul 30, 10 at 9:45am

    wow, if he's willing to watch the pirates game over being with you then you may wanna quit while you're still ahead.

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    Submitted by alisouks7 on Jul 30, 10 at 12:28am

    Hahaha a guy ditching you for the pirates? That suuuucks

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 10 at 7:15pm

    What? Don't listen to him. Of course we care if ur first. At least you can spell

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      Submitted by randomcommentguy on Jul 29, 10 at 7:38pm

      Says the person who uses "ur" for "you're"?

  • Submitted by alias777 on Jul 29, 10 at 7:05pm

    First