whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
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Spoken like a true rapist.
I imagine this being said like the "its my money and i need it now!" commercials.
When is Ben Roethlisberger gonna learn?
Hell ya bro!!
Wow. Truer words have never been spoken by a rapist.
How bout you lay your fuck stick up on me
Would you stick it in a blender? Or a light socket?
Only if he wanted to.
woahh soo funny omg...
NOT near the beer dingo please
Hahaha best outta the ones I've read today lol :D
If it's big, then why the fuck not? Violently curse anyone who questions your dick whipping out authority
Famous last words?
Spoiler alert: Dumbledore dies.
Truer words have never been spoken
Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin
Text me!! Five eight zero six nine five one one six one
Jesus would agree.
That's freakin awesome
Sounds like something my friend would say and he's from Vegas.
Wooo Vegas!!!! Hey egirl I got mine here
Taking control...I like it ;)
Michael Jackson just won't die, will he?
Lol. I feel the same way with my pretezls.
Michael Jackson ain't dead cuz I saw him with a fat Elvis when I went to Disneyland
Haha stay classy Vegas
Bad idea, my friend.
best. text. ever.
This is stupid and transport out jason
"What-eva, I do what I want!"
Hmmm...what the fuck would Jesus do in this situation?
This is Jason Statham, and jbwarner86 has seen south park.
Michael Jackson died?
Uh huh. That includes my little strap-on number. You best be wary...
Nab not Ben roethlisburger he lives in Pittsburgh that's 412 or 724