whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
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Spoken like a true rapist.
When is Ben Roethlisberger gonna learn?
I imagine this being said like the "its my money and i need it now!" commercials.
Hell ya bro!!
Would you stick it in a blender? Or a light socket?
Only if he wanted to.
Wow. Truer words have never been spoken by a rapist.
Famous last words?
woahh soo funny omg...
How bout you lay your fuck stick up on me
Spoiler alert: Dumbledore dies.
Hahaha best outta the ones I've read today lol :D
NOT near the beer dingo please
Jesus would agree.
Truer words have never been spoken
Text me!! Five eight zero six nine five one one six one
If it's big, then why the fuck not? Violently curse anyone who questions your dick whipping out authority
That's freakin awesome
Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin
Wooo Vegas!!!! Hey egirl I got mine here
Sounds like something my friend would say and he's from Vegas.
Taking control...I like it ;)
Michael Jackson ain't dead cuz I saw him with a fat Elvis when I went to Disneyland
Michael Jackson just won't die, will he?
Haha stay classy Vegas
"What-eva, I do what I want!"
This is Jason Statham, and jbwarner86 has seen south park.
Lol. I feel the same way with my pretezls.
Hmmm...what the fuck would Jesus do in this situation?
best. text. ever.
Uh huh. That includes my little strap-on number. You best be wary...
This is stupid and transport out jason
Bad idea, my friend.
Michael Jackson died?
Nab not Ben roethlisburger he lives in Pittsburgh that's 412 or 724