whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
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Spoken like a true rapist.
When is Ben Roethlisberger gonna learn?
I imagine this being said like the "its my money and i need it now!" commercials.
Hell ya bro!!
Would you stick it in a blender? Or a light socket?
Only if he wanted to.
Wow. Truer words have never been spoken by a rapist.
How bout you lay your fuck stick up on me
woahh soo funny omg...
NOT near the beer dingo please
If it's big, then why the fuck not? Violently curse anyone who questions your dick whipping out authority
Famous last words?
Hahaha best outta the ones I've read today lol :D
Spoiler alert: Dumbledore dies.
Truer words have never been spoken
Jesus would agree.
Text me!! Five eight zero six nine five one one six one
That's freakin awesome
Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin
Sounds like something my friend would say and he's from Vegas.
Wooo Vegas!!!! Hey egirl I got mine here
Michael Jackson ain't dead cuz I saw him with a fat Elvis when I went to Disneyland
Taking control...I like it ;)
Michael Jackson just won't die, will he?
Lol. I feel the same way with my pretezls.
Haha stay classy Vegas
"What-eva, I do what I want!"
This is stupid and transport out jason
best. text. ever.
Bad idea, my friend.
Hmmm...what the fuck would Jesus do in this situation?
This is Jason Statham, and jbwarner86 has seen south park.
Michael Jackson died?
Uh huh. That includes my little strap-on number. You best be wary...
Nab not Ben roethlisburger he lives in Pittsburgh that's 412 or 724