whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
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Spoken like a true rapist.
When is Ben Roethlisberger gonna learn?
I imagine this being said like the "its my money and i need it now!" commercials.
How bout you lay your fuck stick up on me
Hell ya bro!!
Wow. Truer words have never been spoken by a rapist.
Would you stick it in a blender? Or a light socket?
Only if he wanted to.
woahh soo funny omg...
NOT near the beer dingo please
Hahaha best outta the ones I've read today lol :D
Famous last words?
Truer words have never been spoken
Spoiler alert: Dumbledore dies.
If it's big, then why the fuck not? Violently curse anyone who questions your dick whipping out authority
Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin
Text me!! Five eight zero six nine five one one six one
Jesus would agree.
That's freakin awesome
Sounds like something my friend would say and he's from Vegas.
Wooo Vegas!!!! Hey egirl I got mine here
Taking control...I like it ;)
Michael Jackson just won't die, will he?
Hmmm...what the fuck would Jesus do in this situation?
Lol. I feel the same way with my pretezls.
Haha stay classy Vegas
Michael Jackson ain't dead cuz I saw him with a fat Elvis when I went to Disneyland
"What-eva, I do what I want!"
best. text. ever.
Uh huh. That includes my little strap-on number. You best be wary...
Bad idea, my friend.
This is stupid and transport out jason
This is Jason Statham, and jbwarner86 has seen south park.
Michael Jackson died?
Nab not Ben roethlisburger he lives in Pittsburgh that's 412 or 724