whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
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Spoken like a true rapist.
When is Ben Roethlisberger gonna learn?
I imagine this being said like the "its my money and i need it now!" commercials.
How bout you lay your fuck stick up on me
Hell ya bro!!
Wow. Truer words have never been spoken by a rapist.
Would you stick it in a blender? Or a light socket?
Only if he wanted to.
woahh soo funny omg...
Famous last words?
Spoiler alert: Dumbledore dies.
NOT near the beer dingo please
Hahaha best outta the ones I've read today lol :D
If it's big, then why the fuck not? Violently curse anyone who questions your dick whipping out authority
Truer words have never been spoken
Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin
That's freakin awesome
Text me!! Five eight zero six nine five one one six one
Sounds like something my friend would say and he's from Vegas.
Jesus would agree.
Wooo Vegas!!!! Hey egirl I got mine here
Taking control...I like it ;)
Michael Jackson just won't die, will he?
Hmmm...what the fuck would Jesus do in this situation?
Lol. I feel the same way with my pretezls.
best. text. ever.
"What-eva, I do what I want!"
Michael Jackson ain't dead cuz I saw him with a fat Elvis when I went to Disneyland
This is stupid and transport out jason
Haha stay classy Vegas
Bad idea, my friend.
Uh huh. That includes my little strap-on number. You best be wary...
Michael Jackson died?
This is Jason Statham, and jbwarner86 has seen south park.
Nab not Ben roethlisburger he lives in Pittsburgh that's 412 or 724