I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
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George Costanza would say, "The water was cold! There's shrinkage!"
Drunkeness makes ladies seem slimmer and dicks seem bigger.
Kill yourself badbabe
Warning: Objects seen through beer goggles are smaller than they appear.
I feel like op is referring to height instead of dick length
Drunk sex should ALWAYS remain drunk sex. Way too awkward once you're sober.
Drunk sex is the best.
I surrender to j00know for this one. He is ftw with the Seinfeld quote.
He shrunk two inches after you upchucked on his dick during drunk sex.
Finally first!! :)