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  • 96 65
    Submitted by Valkyrie on Aug 9, 10 at 3:36pm

    Drunkeness makes ladies seem slimmer and dicks seem bigger.

  • 94 72
    Submitted by j00kn0w on Aug 9, 10 at 3:40pm

    George Costanza would say, "The water was cold! There's shrinkage!"

  • 86 66
    Submitted by uncle_badtouch on Aug 9, 10 at 3:15pm

    Kill yourself badbabe

  • 75 59
    Submitted by TruthHurts on Aug 9, 10 at 7:35pm

    Warning: Objects seen through beer goggles are smaller than they appear.

  • 69 57
    Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 9, 10 at 3:23pm

    whiskey d!ck

  • 67 71
    Submitted by IMGr8NU on Aug 9, 10 at 5:36pm

    He shrunk two inches after you upchucked on his dick during drunk sex.

  • 63 73
    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 9, 10 at 4:33pm

    I surrender to j00know for this one. He is ftw with the Seinfeld quote.

  • 66 79
    Submitted by DestruKto on Aug 9, 10 at 3:19pm

    Drunk sex is the best.

  • 55 78
    Submitted by ohsnapitsbritney on Aug 9, 10 at 7:22pm

    I feel like op is referring to height instead of dick length

  • 48 69
    Submitted by chelswashere on Aug 9, 10 at 11:24pm

    Drunk sex should ALWAYS remain drunk sex. Way too awkward once you're sober.

  • 56 85
    Submitted by BadBabe93 on Aug 9, 10 at 3:13pm

    Finally first!! :)