I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
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Drunkeness makes ladies seem slimmer and dicks seem bigger.
George Costanza would say, "The water was cold! There's shrinkage!"
Kill yourself badbabe
Warning: Objects seen through beer goggles are smaller than they appear.
I feel like op is referring to height instead of dick length
Drunk sex should ALWAYS remain drunk sex. Way too awkward once you're sober.
Drunk sex is the best.
He shrunk two inches after you upchucked on his dick during drunk sex.
I surrender to j00know for this one. He is ftw with the Seinfeld quote.
Finally first!! :)