Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
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Handjobs, so easy, even guys can do them.
Next step: autofellatio.
bahahahahaha, that's just nasty.
"I'm giving Frank a handy underneath the table." \n"Easy....now you're just mashing it"
yes!!! an its always sunny reference!!
Well, nobody knows you better but gotta say I'm a bigger fan of the chicks doing the work.
Why is anyone jacking off to Macaulay Culkin???
If you want something done right, do it yourself
A lot of handjob texts making thru it lately.
" OUCH! it won't reach my mouth, if I could do my self I'd probably never leave the house...."\n-Bloodhound Gang-
Glad this is not a picture message instead!
i beat my dick like it owes me money. pay up mofo
this is what maralyn manson said just before he cut out some ribs so he could suck his own dick
That's my area code !:)
... oh and FIRST!
Really? How old are you? Try sleeping on ur arm and waking up with ur arm completely numb. Then hj urself and it feels like someone else is doing it!