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  • WTF? How hard are you beating it?

    Submitted by Michguy on Oct 12, 10 at 5:03pm
    • That was my first question! Then I thought "it" might be something else, like a dog or something cuz it's not normal (or healthy) to beat "it" loud enough for neighbors to hear.. Smh...

      Submitted by cdese on Oct 13, 10 at 12:52am
  • Step 1. Record yourself beating it.\nStep 2. Play recording at louder than life volume and pay the neighbors a visit; ask for a cup of sugar or something.\nStep 3. ???\nStep 4. Profit!\nBonus Points if you're a screamer ;)

    Submitted by AnonSequitur on Oct 12, 10 at 5:02pm
  • you're clearly a dude. this is not that difficult. next time you run into them, say, "hey, i've noticed these walls are kinda thin, i can hear my upstairs neighbors sometimes. am i ever too noisy?" conscience cleared.

    Submitted by mellythepirate on Oct 12, 10 at 9:35pm
  • Make a conversation, and go in for a handshake. Or ask them to join.

    Submitted by Narcosomniac on Oct 12, 10 at 5:01pm
  • WTF are you beating it against for them to hear you, bongo drums!?

    Submitted by archer79 on Oct 12, 10 at 6:13pm
  • Puck Fittsburgh

    Submitted by 5UPTOWN5 on Oct 12, 10 at 9:25pm
  • How about geting a girlfriend?

    Submitted by R2DeepThroat on Oct 13, 10 at 3:00am
  • We gotta get some variety goin

    Submitted by vycanthus on Oct 12, 10 at 5:47pm
  • Go ask for a Dutch Rudder.....\nThat will break the ice!

    Submitted by bldrmn on Oct 13, 10 at 7:10am
  • Don't worry about it. You'll know they can here you when they point at you and laugh.

    Submitted by iowawashington on Oct 12, 10 at 4:18pm
  • Can u hear them fucking? If not then I'd say your good.

    Submitted by reply_ on Oct 13, 10 at 12:50am
  • Blanket statement of "am I ever too noisy" is def the way to go. Ftr it's usually squeaky bed/chair that makes the noise. Which is why downstairs neighbors are the ones you would worry about not upstairs or next door

    Submitted by hansolo22 on Oct 13, 10 at 2:30am
  • You do know that beating it means jerking off right? Cuz the only way they're hearing you is if you are ACTUALLY BEATING IT AGAINST THE WALL. Since you actually posted this, I'm assuming that you may be slightly retarded.

    Submitted by jdors89 on Oct 13, 10 at 4:19am
  • If your neighbors are girls, shouldn't you be trying to get them to do it for you?

    Submitted by boiler_man on Oct 13, 10 at 3:23am
  • He might just be getting really into it and making loud noises..

    Submitted by mdguy301 on Oct 13, 10 at 1:25am
  • Take polaroids of your dick and slip them under their door. Then, bake some cookies and bring some to your neighbors and be sure to cum on them

    Submitted by niceman on Oct 14, 10 at 11:29am
  • Yes. I can.

    Submitted by girldownstairs on Oct 14, 10 at 10:42pm
  • Ask for a high five wen your hands are sticky

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 10 at 5:20pm
  • I wanna hear lol

    Submitted by James2869 on Oct 13, 10 at 2:15am
  • Very good. Just keep doing it.

    Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Oct 12, 10 at 10:24pm
  • When you find out let me know; I wrestle with this problem everyday...

    Submitted by Brave22 on Oct 12, 10 at 9:15pm