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  • Submitted by Michguy on Oct 12, 10 at 5:03pm

    WTF? How hard are you beating it?

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      Submitted by cdese on Oct 13, 10 at 12:52am

      That was my first question! Then I thought "it" might be something else, like a dog or something cuz it's not normal (or healthy) to beat "it" loud enough for neighbors to hear.. Smh...

  • Submitted by AnonSequitur on Oct 12, 10 at 5:02pm

    Step 1. Record yourself beating it.\nStep 2. Play recording at louder than life volume and pay the neighbors a visit; ask for a cup of sugar or something.\nStep 3. ???\nStep 4. Profit!\nBonus Points if you're a screamer ;)

  • Submitted by archer79 on Oct 12, 10 at 6:13pm

    WTF are you beating it against for them to hear you, bongo drums!?

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    Submitted by mellythepirate on Oct 12, 10 at 9:35pm

    you're clearly a dude. this is not that difficult. next time you run into them, say, "hey, i've noticed these walls are kinda thin, i can hear my upstairs neighbors sometimes. am i ever too noisy?" conscience cleared.

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    Submitted by Narcosomniac on Oct 12, 10 at 5:01pm

    Make a conversation, and go in for a handshake. Or ask them to join.

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    Submitted by R2DeepThroat on Oct 13, 10 at 3:00am

    How about geting a girlfriend?

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    Submitted by vycanthus on Oct 12, 10 at 5:47pm

    We did...you gotta get some variety goin

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    Submitted by hansolo22 on Oct 13, 10 at 2:30am

    Blanket statement of "am I ever too noisy" is def the way to go. Ftr it's usually squeaky bed/chair that makes the noise. Which is why downstairs neighbors are the ones you would worry about not upstairs or next door

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    Submitted by iowawashington on Oct 12, 10 at 4:18pm

    Don't worry about it. You'll know they can here you when they point at you and laugh.

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    Submitted by reply_ on Oct 13, 10 at 12:50am

    Can u hear them fucking? If not then I'd say your good.

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    Submitted by jdors89 on Oct 13, 10 at 4:19am

    You do know that beating it means jerking off right? Cuz the only way they're hearing you is if you are ACTUALLY BEATING IT AGAINST THE WALL. Since you actually posted this, I'm assuming that you may be slightly retarded.

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    Submitted by 5UPTOWN5 on Oct 12, 10 at 9:25pm

    Puck Fittsburgh

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    Submitted by boiler_man on Oct 13, 10 at 3:23am

    If your neighbors are girls, shouldn't you be trying to get them to do it for you?

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    Submitted by bldrmn on Oct 13, 10 at 7:10am

    Go ask for a Dutch Rudder.....\nThat will break the ice!

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    Submitted by mdguy301 on Oct 13, 10 at 1:25am

    He might just be getting really into it and making loud noises..

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    Submitted by niceman on Oct 14, 10 at 11:29am

    Take polaroids of your dick and slip them under their door. Then, bake some cookies and bring some to your neighbors and be sure to cum on them

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    Submitted by girldownstairs on Oct 14, 10 at 10:42pm

    Yes. I can.

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    Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Oct 12, 10 at 10:24pm

    Very good. Just keep doing it.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 10 at 5:20pm

    Ask for a high five wen your hands are sticky

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    Submitted by Brave22 on Oct 12, 10 at 9:15pm

    When you find out let me know; I wrestle with this problem everyday...

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    Submitted by James2869 on Oct 13, 10 at 2:15am

    I wanna hear lol