How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
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WTF? How hard are you beating it?
That was my first question! Then I thought "it" might be something else, like a dog or something cuz it's not normal (or healthy) to beat "it" loud enough for neighbors to hear.. Smh...
Step 1. Record yourself beating it.\nStep 2. Play recording at louder than life volume and pay the neighbors a visit; ask for a cup of sugar or something.\nStep 3. ???\nStep 4. Profit!\nBonus Points if you're a screamer ;)
you're clearly a dude. this is not that difficult. next time you run into them, say, "hey, i've noticed these walls are kinda thin, i can hear my upstairs neighbors sometimes. am i ever too noisy?" conscience cleared.
Make a conversation, and go in for a handshake. Or ask them to join.
WTF are you beating it against for them to hear you, bongo drums!?
We did...you gotta get some variety goin
How about geting a girlfriend?
Can u hear them fucking? If not then I'd say your good.
Don't worry about it. You'll know they can here you when they point at you and laugh.
Go ask for a Dutch Rudder.....\nThat will break the ice!
Blanket statement of "am I ever too noisy" is def the way to go. Ftr it's usually squeaky bed/chair that makes the noise. Which is why downstairs neighbors are the ones you would worry about not upstairs or next door
You do know that beating it means jerking off right? Cuz the only way they're hearing you is if you are ACTUALLY BEATING IT AGAINST THE WALL. Since you actually posted this, I'm assuming that you may be slightly retarded.
If your neighbors are girls, shouldn't you be trying to get them to do it for you?
He might just be getting really into it and making loud noises..
Take polaroids of your dick and slip them under their door. Then, bake some cookies and bring some to your neighbors and be sure to cum on them
Yes. I can.
Ask for a high five wen your hands are sticky
I wanna hear lol
Very good. Just keep doing it.
When you find out let me know; I wrestle with this problem everyday...