New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
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I'm pioneering the "She can't say no if her head is under water" method.
Been there. Done that. Yeast infections = no bueno.
as fun as that may be you're gonna end up capping the night off with a yeast infection or UTI...=/
pool sex, sounds great in theory....not in practice
you can get infections from having sex in a pool
You can get infections from having sex anywhere. Get over it.
Pool sex sux! Water gets in there n washes away the juices n cools down the cha cha.
Sex sex sex in the pool
the only thing better is pool buttsex
One of the worst UTIs I've had in a LONG time was from sex in a pool... It was hella fun though! GOOD LUCK!
Uti's for two!!
The greatest irony in the world is that poll sex dries things out :((( still worth doing now and again though :)
I love pool pussy
Try having sex underwater.
Hmmm I haven't yet tried this...
This just sounds like a bad idea
Also: 24 texts with out TheRuleBook and his trolling bullshit
Chlorine Vag = Bad Idea
G37 ur my hero lmfao
I'm LMFAO at the comments.. Omgg
Pool's closed due to A.I.D.E.S!!!
You sure are a smart one, aren't you? It's AIDS not AIDES, tard.
The ocean is better salt water less bacteria
Ohh Dallas, even though I live here, you never seem to dissapoint me . . .
It's okay because you really deserve an infection for sending a text like this.
Why not buy a real sex toy.
Hope it was good, or at least good enough to justify the UTI.
What in the world is this texting thing...this is pretty fricken weirdd
10.22, less bacteria in the ocean?
In Soviet Russia, swimming pool doggie style paddles you.